Jack Monroe #382 Any thicker she’d set (unlike her white sauce)

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@Veronicaaa said this too - I think in that instance it’s someone who is acting on behalf of a community group so doesn’t have access to the email used therefore the Patreon account itself, but idk why this person isn’t just cancelling the pre-approved payment via their bank? You’d hope for the majority of cases where it’s the original subscriber with access to their email & phone number for 2FA it’ll be relatively manageable? :/ we shall see!
 
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The frying in cheese has to be a typo right? She must have meant the cheese was separate. Right?

Right? <aneurysmly>
I bet it's that powdered cheese. She only buys plastic cheese slices, Greek salad cheese (fake feta), and the powdered stuff.

The whole combination sounds so gross. She really cannot put together reasonable food combinations at all.
 
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SB is sitting on the sofa, like he's a polite guest, my 11yr old nephew lounges with his feet up and I know used to lie around with my feet up at that age. I feel very sorry for SB, especially if he's noticing whether Jack is happy or not, I honestly never thought about my mum or dad's feelings at his age, because I was so secure around them and protected by them that I never needed to have any awareness of their feelings. I didn't have to protect them or modify my behaviour because I was scared of what might happen. I hope I've articulated that properly, I wasn't a naughty child, I just felt so secure that I never needed to worry about my parents and no child should have to.
 
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Quick recap.
No monopoly..Martin dissed her.
She listed her ailments on twitter it was a 40 long thread..
She didn't say something to a reporter even though she did she definitely didn't.

Burger -le Bill still hasn't come back maybe he's joined the fight in Ukraine
She's still basking in us Tattlers salty tears
 
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Jack spent over a year riding on Leggy's coattails, so she should have picked up something. After all she did cook for Mary Portas.

But the cutlery looks like she has been using if for hot knives and forgot to clean it afterwards.
 
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Not if you have...say, a five burner stove and five nice frying pans. A warming oven drawer. Makes you think.
 
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When you think about food poverty and budgeting this also shows an utter disregard to the issue.

She could have just made eggy bread. Then saved the other ingredients for a salad; with some of the freezer fish to create another meal. The greens, tomatoes, avocado and cheese would be lovely with some protein. We know she has chicken in her freezer. It is so wasteful.

Not to mention that the team probably would have been happy with a coffee and a biscuit!
 
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The memes are still going on Twitter. I don’t think she’ll ever live down the rinsed hoops going viral

 
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Ah, but you're forgetting that the phrase 'less is more' never applies to Jack
 
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Why does no-one in a position of influence pick up on how incredibly insulting 'normal people' is? It shows her hand precisely and yet no-one noticed? I assume, because they all think the same.
 
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42 and still eat afters with a teaspoon.
 
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“Yes OK we’ll add ground up Doritos to the burger patties. Just don’t TELL anyone ok?”
Just avoid the spicy Pringles or your customers will look like they’ve had a trip to Vie Aesthetics.
 
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The memes are still going on Twitter. I don’t think she’ll ever live down the rinsed hoops going viral

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One day they'll talk of this the way talk about taxes bringing down Capone. She'll be mentioned and some sentient clippy will pipe up "ACTUALLY, it was rinsed hoops that took down Monroe not her financial dealings".
 
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Jack spent over a year riding on Leggy's coattails, so she should have picked up something. After all she did cook for Mary Portas.

But the cutlery looks like she has been using if for hot knives and forgot to clean it afterwards.
I only learnt what hot knives means from rewatching Peep Show yesterday !
 
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Three days later, squigg is tweeting from hospital after they tripped over the dog in the stygian gloom.
Wonder how long before the cost of the solar lights will be covered by the amount saved in electricity? Probably a year or two, judging by our Smart meter.

I bet it's that powdered cheese. She only buys plastic cheese slices, Greek salad cheese (fake feta), and the powdered stuff.

The whole combination sounds so gross. She really cannot put together reasonable food combinations at all.
We tried some of those Smart Price cheese slices in burgers recently and even husband said they were inedible. Threw the rest of the pack away.
They just ain't right, them ones.
 
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It’s a good article though brought about, no doubt, by the raised profile of Mick Lynch and others who believe we are in a class war.
Middle class colonist just sums Monroe up. Along with many others.
I liked it and am now all flashy eyed and gnashy toothed. Vive la Revolution, PAL.
 
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Dunno about anyone else but I can’t grunk fast enough anymore to keep up with her nonsense, there really aren’t enough hours in a 100 hour working week to catch-up, it’s complete madness. I just see the latest thread, read the updates. Just wanted to say thanks to all the fraus who brilliantly and forensically recap for us, you are all heroes. and on we go to Jack’s latest hourly chaos,

Go well pals, another thread begins, what treats are in store for us next….toot toot.
 
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