She must be shitting it. That's 38 quid, because everyone is paying the secret £1 subscription, yes?
Jack Monroe #382 Any thicker she’d set (unlike her white sauce)
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Maybe, but dates would suggest pre Xmas conception which is BH (Before Harold) and only just after she claimed she was never going to look for lurve again. But you know, liars gotta lie. Could be anything!I was going to say, my suspicions are she’ll claim it was a due date or similar given the pregnancy loss talk earlier this year. But I am a maternity adjacent pregnant Frauwhich probably gives my opinion bias.
Maybe the “publishing team” spent their time with her going through the people who have asked to cancel that she’s ignored - would be interested to find out when (time wise) that little exodus occurred because she didn’t write anything particularly more contentious yesterday than at any time during the bank holiday weekend from cold
hell (think Karl). I think your system can give us time data HTRIA? Look forward to seeing those figures 
Working on my new book: Cook, Eat, Irresponsibly Retweet xoxo
I know this is going back a few chaos's (how time FLIES) but I am so annoyed about this that I can't stop thinking about it. As an actual lesbian Frau, this is such a dangerous narrative to suggest that your lesbian identity can just be discarded when it doesn't suit you anymore. It's what men tell us all our lives. It's already considered such a dirty word, even within the lesbian community itself, as it carries a lot of shame. Most lesbians I know refer to themselves as "gay" because of the stigma attached.
I'm not saying bisexual and pansexual women don't exist, of course they do - but Jack wore the lesbian title as a badge when it suited her agenda, and now to declare herself as "done with all that" is just so insulting and offensive. If she had said something like "I felt like the word lesbian suited me a few years ago, but having reflected upon my sexual identity, that no longer fits" that would be fine; but the dismissal of it all as if it's a choice absolutely boils my slop.
Jack is a twit.
tit, I had no idea that me laughing at celery, Edinburgh on an anonymous gossip forum kept the lizards in power. Everyday is a school day, kids.
No Charlie Bighams for Jack tonight! Never mind there's lots in the freezer to eat before you're reduced to the inferior maize snacks and low cost items you keep for your child.
She mines other people’s traumas all the time. I’ve definitely spotted film and book trauma tropes in her pseudoautobiographical ramblings. The Bell Jar, Prozac Nation, Wasted, The Wreckage, Girl Interrupted, Cuckoo’s Nest, Lost Weekend, Best Little Girl in the World, Days of Wine and Roses, Road to Wigan Pier and, bizarrely enough, The Little Princess are just some of the books and media she seems to have nicked plotlines and scenes from in her desperation to be the most Traumatised Fragile Smol Pix in the World.
This video made me so uncomfortable. I remember being so hyper-aware of my parent's moods and feeling like I needed to mirror their reactions to things because they were so erratic. SB doesn't force a laugh until she does and it just felt so sad and recognisable. She honestly makes me sick.
She’s posting a thread about heckin big declutter part 4003.
Absolute bullshit as per.
Absolute bullshit as per.
She's softly, gently, working to overthrow capitalism and we all want her dead etc etc.
She needs to lay off the gear, I've never seen such a messiah complex.
I think it will be some sort of trauma, perhap
I keep bringing this up bit its annoyed me. She managed, perhaps using socks or just lurking to stay off sm last year during her day hab thing, then she slowly came back and it has resulted, well in this. Depsite her claims of thick skin, she doesn't. She is insecure, lazy and nasty, they are not a good mix on sm.
suicide attempt she was equally unwell before the day hab thing. The truth is this job makes her unwell, she cannot cope with it, she doesnt lile being criticised, she doesnt like people not hanging off her every word.I keep bringing this up bit its annoyed me. She managed, perhaps using socks or just lurking to stay off sm last year during her day hab thing, then she slowly came back and it has resulted, well in this. Depsite her claims of thick skin, she doesn't. She is insecure, lazy and nasty, they are not a good mix on sm.
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I just had a look at what was going on in the threads a year ago, we were making t-shirt memes and Jack was cooking with unfashionable vegetables.
Mustve been an unfashionable vegetable related trauma then. A turnip reared up out of the cooking pot and hissed “Ya shoulda kept ya legs shut luv”
She’s still up, she started August on 718 (iirc) so she’s seen a net gain this month. I can’t remember how losses have tracked the last few months to see if it’s a heavy month or not.
I wrote up a full thing on this last night that I’ll share in a bit. Apols for the delay agent @Dogmuck
I had wondered if the big eggy publisher meeting was about Martin Lewis. Perhaps he was formally asking for her brand to no longer be associated with his.
Hence the “oh I’m so erratic on Twitter because of bad mentals” post.
Shortly about to be followed up with an overly long overwrought triggering post.
When ever she gets in to trouble she goes into defence mode and tries to get everyone to kiss the ring again and the person who told her off to feel guilty.
And 28 Days starring Sandra Bullock, a bit of Pretty Woman too
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