Crack MonroeSweet baby jesus. I get up, do some chores, go and buy some raspberry canes and come back to this???? How, I mean I KNOW how, she's a grade A weaponised idiot but really? Does she ever sleep or is she some sort of bat? Bat Monroe? I cannot have the image of her bonking anywhere near my brain.....
He's out buying burgers as we speak. Probably intending to leave a trail of them from Jack's doorstep to his sex dungeon. (Just want to clarify: Russ has previously tweeted about the sex dungeon; this thought didn't originate in my mind and I bear no responsibility for the nightmares it might cause.) If anyone wants to sue for trauma-related reasons - please direct lawyers to:Oh my god Russ just go and have a wank.
It's the thought of that big frozen face that's freaking me out. I can block the rest out but there's something unearthly about that.Sweet baby jesus. I get up, do some chores, go and buy some raspberry canes and come back to this???? How, I mean I KNOW how, she's a grade A weaponised idiot but really? Does she ever sleep or is she some sort of bat? Bat Monroe? I cannot have the image of her bonking anywhere near my brain.....
SHe might as well charge. She could afford a bigger top up shop then....Omg coming from the sex tweet part of the last thread but shut uppp!
This bloke fucked off at 3am and she’s boasting about it? He’s not even starting work he’s going back to his nice clean house? Loooool I’m not furious I feel sorry for you hun, you’re in ur mid 30s getting rinsed through like a naive 21 year old on tinder, but yours didn’t even take you out for a nice dinner first? He really just has to turn up to ur house? Couldn’t be me soz hun x
Then it would be work and she'd have to be reliable and not do the absolute fucking minimumSHe might as well charge. She could afford a bigger top up shop then....
He can just plug it into the radiator. All energy sources are interchangeable, gas/water/electricity.At least she's got a drive so he can park his Tesla on it to charge it. Electricity is expensive, Russ, make sure you chip in for the cost.
Id like to softly, gently ask that this sentence is never typed again. Thankyou xOh look at Russ there sliding in
I think almost everything has a grain of truth in it, and she thinks all she’s doing is adding the kind of harmless embellishment most people do to make stories more entertaining.I just don't understand how she can say she doesn't lie. There has to be something really wrong with her. Does she genuinely believe it?
GIVE IT SOME CRINGE!Oh look at Russ there sliding in
Just stopping off to say thank(space)you for the reminder. And that I would never have known about or watched That Man's show but for Jack helpfully signposting me to it, she's an absolute angel.Jack will probably start posting her Bombay bad boy with peanut butter recipe about 8.15 tonight
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I'm trying to brush my teeth, and just spat it everywhereRussell and Jack is going to happen. It is inevitable. We shall refer to the foul coupling as Jack Russell and a terrible thread will ensue which contains references to slop and the old sex blog. Many frauen will be lost during these end times.
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