Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.

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That really doesn't read as her words. It has come from elsewhere I think and she has done a C&P.
 
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She hasn't received an unprecedented amount of abuse on Twitter recently. She's been held accountable for her actions and asked reasonable questions. It's entirely her choice to interpret this as "abuse".
 
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I hope Karl doesn't deign to reply to any private apology. The Camerons didn't, did they?
 
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Or Jack will list her (imaginary) visits in to residential homes and where she taught the residents 'simple recipes' from her books as part of vast portmanteau of outreach work.
 
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A few threads back I suggested something like The Principality of Sealand and asked if there were any WW2 seaforts available. We could have avoided all this.
The rocket launch was delayed today until later this week - can't we do a crowd funder to bribe nasa to catapult her into orbit.
She doesn't have to come back...
Edit to add: just seen her latest excuse. Lots of words but no actual "I'm sorry"
 
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Quoting myself like a dick.
She is predictable isn't she?
I see she is now going for mock self flagellation apologies so everyone can reassure her how she did nothing wrong and she is in fact the victim
Doesn't explain how she posted it at 4ish, was online for ages after, and is now saying she only just saw it? Sure Jan.
 
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She hasn't received an unprecedented amount of abuse on Twitter recently. She's been held accountable for her actions and asked reasonable questions. It's entirely her choice to interpret this as "abuse".
Exactly that

 
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Ah the comedown shame is kicking in is it?

The realisation that you are in your mid 30s with a child to take care of,
the reality of (the possible / speculated) dangers of substance abuse.
The whoring out of yourself (no shaming from me, you do you)
The patching together of memories as they randomly reappear.
the cringe of the receipts on Social Media that you don't remember..
The realisation that your sleep pattern will be fucked for a week because of the above.
etc

All speculative and entirely IMO your honour.

Been there, done that, still do it occasionally, just not on this level.
 
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Carole probably wrote that tweet and emailed it to her to copy and paste. Damage limitation.
 
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