Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.

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I'm new here. Been lurking for while! Made the mistake calling her out on twitter then got a barrage of abuse! her fans are a bunch of brain dead idiots. They honestly think if you attack her you are right wing. I am a left leaning lesbian šŸ˜… enjoy your washed spaghetti hoops you absolute cretins
 
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Itā€™s interesting that so many Monroe fans on Twitter are so keen to push her sexuality/gender identity etc. as the ā€œreasonā€ for the ā€œabuseā€ (read: criticism). Constant bleats of ā€œAll her critics are right-wingers/homophobes/ā€œgammonsā€/TERFsā€ etc.

Iā€™m looking through the ā€œlikesā€ of the primary call-out reply to Karlā€™s Tweet and itā€™s nothing like that at all.

In fact it seems to me that Monroe actually unifies a very broad spectrum of people in their dislike for her and her behaviour.

A random selection of bio info:

- #JohnsonOut
- Bisexual
- Left of centre
- Female lesbian
- EU flag in profile
- Mum, wife, family, retired teacher
- Severe bipolar
- My pronouns are she/her
- #actuallyautistic
- Sick of conspiracy theorists, just as sick of Boris
- Mum to a tribe / Nurse
- Working class, socialist
- Guardian-reading union-supporting leftie
- duck TERFS
Yeah, it's quite a cross section when you watch it over time. I see no great bigot conspiracy from any quarter and quite honestly I think a lot of people have forgotten or never knew she was NB. Other than her initial coming out and the period afterwards it's not had a lot of play. I think there is some real mischief making going on- poss socks or just hardcore Jack stans. If it could be turned into a gender issue then the actual problem- the grift gets lost which would be very convenient. Fortunately I think the level of anger is on the real issues and there doesn't seem to be any great appetite to go all culture wars about it. Even on Twitter, which just shows the unifying power of a grifter unmasked. EVERYONE loves that stuff.
 
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Meeting a FIRL would be better than having met Michael Jackson (RIP) šŸ„°šŸ„°.

Dear heart @jenny2603 , it has not gone amiss that you are still in hospital, so I rang your number(s) to wish you all the best but it was BUSY. Must be that the other Frauen all had the same thought.
Sorry dear heart! I am FREE! They let me loose earlier and I am live from Numbers HQ. Delighted to be home and soaking up the great awakening.
 
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We are all going to think this now when Jack goes missing on the Twitter in the evenings, well I am šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦..4 hours now, stuffed with burgers and getting deep down and dirty with nightmeat, shrieking as she cackles at all the conspiracy theorists staying so mad and wrong, her mind filled with the delicious bliss of it all.

This thought unfortunately entered my mind, Iā€™ve done a Jack and over-shared, now you all have to think about it. Go well pals šŸ˜

Crying our hot salty tears ready for her next injection.
 
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Adventures in boiling soap šŸ§¼
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Itā€™s 7.55pm as I begin the toil. Dove beauty bar is opened and the aroma of 1997 Sunday night bath time before school softly gently wafts into my nasal passages.

Between the six hour raspathon and the horrible tweet to Karl, it has been quite a distressing grunk. I am putting the phone down now and going to bed, basking in the joy your adventures in soap tittery have brought. Dear heart, i both thank and salute you. Go well pal.
 
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We are all going to think this now when Jack goes missing on the Twitter in the evenings, well I am šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™€ļøā€¦..4 hours now, stuffed with burgers and getting deep down and dirty with nightmeat, shrieking as she cackles at all the conspiracy theorists staying so mad and wrong, her mind filled with the delicious bliss of it all.

This thought unfortunately entered my mind, Iā€™ve done a Jack and over-shared, now you all have to think about it. Go well pals šŸ˜
Well I wasn't..but thank space you šŸ˜­
 
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Well let's see what utter rollocks tomorrow brings with her poverty porn... honestly more front than Blackpool and more hunt than Gene IMO..... now all go away ( I cannot type foxtrot oscar).... Edit: Tw is down, I repeat Tw is down..... 400+reports and rising....
 
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I like the fact that they think someone with several disabilities in a care setting must be a fake/troll but happily believe that Jack , with her multiple disabilities/conditions ( both physical and mental ) must be genuine



So the Tories embed this guy in the "care home" but it's really a MI5 outpost. Jack is trying to set up a chain of Essentials 4 Poors (does chamois leathers and magic trees too as well as lemon curd) and we're trying to kill them, so "Karl" is going to start some Twitter beef to distract Jack while we hide all the lentils and stuff. Winter hits, dead poors everywhere, Jack does a howl 'n' claw but it's too late then SUCCESS.
 
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I'm going to put 50p on her blaming this weekend on a change to her ADHD meds
if she hadnā€™t been such an insane bleep maybe Good Harold would have facilitated another post breakdown dayhab stint. Bad Harold would never - not with his wife checking his outgoings
 
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So the Tories embed this guy in the "care home" but it's really a MI5 outpost. Jack is trying to set up a chain of Essentials 4 Poors (does chamois leathers and magic trees too as well as lemon curd) and we're trying to kill them, so "Karl" is going to start some Twitter beef to distract Jack while we hide all the lentils and stuff. Winter hits, dead poors everywhere, Jack does a howl 'n' claw but it's too late then SUCCESS.
Never mind magic trees I demand a magic puddle. Magic puddles for ALL!!!!
 
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So the Tories embed this guy in the "care home" but it's really a MI5 outpost. Jack is trying to set up a chain of Essentials 4 Poors (does chamois leathers and magic trees too as well as lemon curd) and we're trying to kill them, so "Karl" is going to start some Twitter beef to distract Jack while we hide all the lentils and stuff. Winter hits, dead poors everywhere, Jack does a howl 'n' claw but it's too late then SUCCESS.
This is comedy gold. šŸ™ŒšŸ»
 
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if she hadnā€™t been such an insane bleep maybe Good Harold would have facilitated another post breakdown dayhab stint. Bad Harold would never - not with his wife checking his outgoings
Nah Bad Harold is too fond of the toot himself. He's just after easy sex, drugs and keeping the missus in the dark. One day he will turn to a mate and say "her?- fuckin' bunny boiler" and that is the last he will ever think of Jack.
 
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