Jack Monroe #379 She really has no idea just how much of an arsehole she really is. Quite the skill.

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I’ve just noticed we’re coming up on thread 400. I hope we get vienettas again.
 
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It’s interesting that so many Monroe fans on Twitter are so keen to push her sexuality/gender identity etc. as the “reason” for the “abuse” (read: criticism). Constant bleats of “All her critics are right-wingers/homophobes/“gammons”/TERFs” etc.

I’m looking through the “likes” of the primary call-out reply to Karl’s Tweet and it’s nothing like that at all.

In fact it seems to me that Monroe actually unifies a very broad spectrum of people in their dislike for her and her behaviour.

A random selection of bio info:

- #JohnsonOut
- Bisexual
- Left of centre
- Female lesbian
- EU flag in profile
- Mum, wife, family, retired teacher
- Severe bipolar
- My pronouns are she/her
- #actuallyautistic
- Sick of conspiracy theorists, just as sick of Boris
- Mum to a tribe / Nurse
- Working class, socialist
- Guardian-reading union-supporting leftie
- duck TERFS
 
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What I don’t get about the Karl situation is why did she start going off about pronouns when he never even mentioned pronouns in his tweet? It didn’t make much sense, but imo her furious response to it made even less sense.
 
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Alright, I don't know love and genuine honest respectful human connection but I can buy my own burger and Hula Hoops without the inconvenience of being bonked for six hours straight. Who's the one actually winning in this situation? Really makes you think.
 
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It wouldn't surprise me if she's lashing out at Karl because Shift Worker Burger Sex Fiend hasn't returned her messages.

By my calculations, their shift (if said shift actually exists) should have been over a while ago. Even if it isn't, they would presumably take a break, and I'm sure that by now Jack has sent at least 344 messages.
 
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No! Barold must be real. Though it would be pretty hilarious and totally on point if Barold was a Hitachi wand, or one of those sequin pillows that reveals a photo of Nicolas Cage.

I mean if you are gonna brag about sex that absolutely did happen, then at least make it sound believable. "We went to burger King, then had mad, sweaty sex for half an hour. Then my beloved Barold had to go to Asda and start his shift on the bakery."

But no...
 
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Alright, I don't know love and genuine honest respectful human connection but I can buy my own burger and Hula Hoops without the inconvenience of being bonked for six hours straight. Who's the one actually winning in this situation? Really makes you think.
I literally can’t think of anything worse than getting boned for 6 hours. Actually I can. Making and eating 3 tin tender again.
 
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I do hope that she hasn’t gone quiet as she is getting another injection of nightmeat 🤢
We are all going to think this now when Jack goes missing on the Twitter in the evenings, well I am 🤦🏽‍♀️…..4 hours now, stuffed with burgers and getting deep down and dirty with nightmeat, shrieking as she cackles at all the conspiracy theorists staying so mad and wrong, her mind filled with the delicious bliss of it all.

This thought unfortunately entered my mind, I’ve done a Jack and over-shared, now you all have to think about it. Go well pals 😁
 
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She's a grown woman, not a child. With her lifestyle she should know that not sleeping for three days isn't a good idea. She's on some kind of stimulant to sustain it. She can't use it as an excuse because she chose to spend the weekend off her tits. It's entirely up to her if she wants to live like that but she shouldn't subject users of SM to her abusive nature. If she cares so little about herself she's not going to give a tit about anyone else. Nothing can excuse the way she has behaved on twitter. Bitter, vitriolic witch taking her misery out on other people. Either get help or stay the duck offline.
 
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What I don’t get about the Karl situation is why did she start going off about pronouns when he never even mentioned pronouns in his tweet? It didn’t make much sense, but imo her furious response to it made even less sense.
I remember hours before hand reading his tweet and thinking it was a bit random bringing up gender etc but at that stage didn’t think to go on his profile. I didn’t quite understand what he was trying to say. Then only joined the dots when Jack replied and I looked at his posting history he was essentially (I think) trying to say people are being caught up by the identity instead of the issues but I think Jack has read it as being critical of identity.
 
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I'm going to put 50p on her blaming this weekend on a change to her ADHD meds
 
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