Jack is probably planning her next chaos after reading our memoirs. Must. Have. The. Attention. On. Me.
Jack Monroe #37 Don't f*** with cats.
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Vague language suggesting she’s been to the vets perhaps?
I got a pair for my 15th birthday. They shredded my feet but I was determined to wear them. That was my all-black wardrobe and Sisters of Mercy phase.Adding to the DM chat. I got my first pair aged 15 in 1989They were £30 from Silver Arcade in Leicester, I bloody loved them and saved my birthday money to buy them. Happy days.
I'm actually hoping she will announce an autobiography, her very own collection of memoirs. Just IMAGINE having her stories all written down in a book. She could never backtrack or pretend she never said something, ever again! She would have to provide an actual timeline of events, jobs, the story of how all her friends and family managed to leave her selling the very clothes off her back. Gosh, we'd love to see it.
I’m so pleased that the kitten attempting to move is therapeutic for you to watch you massive twit.
We’d have to have a midnight release party all together, chapter by chapter.
That's another vague message. With Jack, unless she's explicitly said she's been to the vets I'm not buying it. Asking someone online for advise is not the same as a physical check up! Plus I swear someone on here said you needed all kinds of scans to get it confirmed
At one point I taught in high schools. Y9 boys would think it was perfectly acceptable to walk into the classroom drenching themselves in Lynx body spray. It was to “save” having a shower after PE
Oh do duck off. Nobody gives a tit about your pets. You. Told. Us.
Soz I forgot the spoiler. She’s tweeeeeeting fraus. Settle in.
It closed for refurb sometime late last year/early this year but never reopened. I have heard the rumours, to be honest would be easier to bulldoze the entire town centre and start again.
Yes! My sister fell from the crab and cracked her head open
, mum still likes to think it was her complaining that got them removed.To think, Jack would have been strutting around the same high street at the same time. I wonder if she was always such a grade A knobhead
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I had a two seater and a footstool, whhhyyy? Also a lava lamp. You couldn’t have a blow up chair without a lava lamp
Christ, what did you straighten your hair with?!!!Were they the ones that looked like a dildo?
EDIT: Oop no that was these! They were cordless and came with little gas cannisters!
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yes please.
"Been in touch with a vet" (hasn't taken her)
"Everything I do gets pulled apart on social media" (not everyone believes my bullshit unfortunately and I have to be careful what lies I tell)
Um Jack, 'in touch' doesn't mean poor little thing has actually been examined
She's "been in touch with the vet" (translation - she hasn't actually taken the kitten to the vet).
They didn't work very well, I'll tell you that for freeChrist, what did you straighten your hair with?!!!
I did this with trainers. I was despo for a pair of Adidas stripers but they were too expensive so I got fake suede Mercurys for £5 from the airfield market and I have to say, they lasted ages!
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