She's really saying she hasn't had time to finish the VBI because she's busy Tweeting 
how long will she drag this mythical document out for
how long will she drag this mythical document out for
Jack Monroe #353 Jack Monroe campaigns for Jack Monroe not to be in poverty
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I hope those bum-lickers at Radio 4 are watching all this. (Remember that terrible feature they did on her a few months back?) We did try to warn them.
100%. The whole sorry tale would be vastly improved by Aragorn, too. Viggo Mortensen, can I interest you in another extremely long saga with protracted battles, a language entirely of its own, and the Eye of Sauron rebooted? Peter Jackson could direct.
No it'll make it much better than it actually is. Spoken Scots is a great thing but written on Twitter by some bore just saps the life out it.
Jumping ahead because I saw this and it is brrrrutal.
Thanks for the kind offer but I'm no grifter lol seriously though 4 hours? Ten years experience?
what's she doing? She should have recipes at her fingertips. If only she'd written a book with them all in or something..
That guy that plays the beardy wizard is in Edinburgh at the mo... he was in a restaurant my friend was
in and was...very nice
Simple yet dignified response that is actually helpful! Take notes Mack
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Oh yes. I reckon Nigella and some of her dinner party chums are on there. They won’t be donating a quid.
I say this as someone who is married to a Scotsmanbut what the duck is that all about? Who writes like that.
So apparently Scots is an actual language, which is why they're writing like that. It's not widely known.
Learned from a fb mum's group
Learned from a fb mum's group
They’re not speaking Scots in that tweet lovely. They’re just speaking colloquially.
Yes agree. It is a lot more than £700 odd. Probably nearer 3k. For nothing. She can't reveal it for a couple of reasons - it would show she isn't poor and that she was lying about the 'most people pay £1' ridiculous nonsense. Poor and honest being her MO.
And not working on the VBI because she spends all her time on twitter is quite the admission.
I really don't know what people are expecting to learn from it even if it appeared tomorrow? What are they hoping it's going to help with? I'm not sure they could answer that themselves actually.She's really saying she hasn't had time to finish the VBI because she's busy Tweeting
I really hate these false cries for help where she literally lists everything she has done/can't do begs for
It’s more like really bad Yorkshire dialect poetry, if you read it in a Huddersfield way.I say this as someone who is married to a Scotsman
I can’t stop saying it
Their handle isn’t Benedict Cumberscotch by any chanceI say this as someone who is married to a Scotsman
But you’re not collating the VBI on Twitter, you’re choosing to wade! Jesus wept.
It IS...but it's not like that. Scots (like Doric) is very proper...clipped and neat. That poster is just trying to write how they talk
Agreed. Rabbie Burns would never.
Aye ladIt’s more like really bad Yorkshire dialect poetry, if you read it in a Huddersfield way.
I can’t stop saying it
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