She would have finished the VBI two days ago if it wasn’t for Molly and the Trolls!!!! Still, it’s incomingShe's really saying she hasn't had time to finish the VBI because she's busy Tweetinghow long will she drag this mythical document out for
Jack Monroe #353 Jack Monroe campaigns for Jack Monroe not to be in poverty
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I have to say, I’ve just watched that Calloway documentary, and for me Jack Monroe is much, much worse.
Like, at some point a former follower of CC was like: I bought a ticket to her workshop then realised it was shite or wasn’t going to happen and asked her for refund, she replied that she understands and THEN SHE BLOCKED ME! But, she ALSO returned my money. Ok
I feel a lot of people fell for the fantasy and imagined CC to be some sort of more accessible Taylor Swift and they got burned. At least she was actually posting on her Only Fans I guess
Like, at some point a former follower of CC was like: I bought a ticket to her workshop then realised it was shite or wasn’t going to happen and asked her for refund, she replied that she understands and THEN SHE BLOCKED ME! But, she ALSO returned my money. Ok
I feel a lot of people fell for the fantasy and imagined CC to be some sort of more accessible Taylor Swift and they got burned. At least she was actually posting on her Only Fans I guess
This tweet has now been deleted 
Maybe just maybe the violet bosom index might be the thing that won’t go away.
I didn't screenshot earlier but I spotted a tweet where someone said they signed up to the £12 tier for 3 months, received nothing and Jack ignored their messages. So anyone on tiers like this would more than balance out lower payers. But I'd imagine they're all on the first tier at minimum.
I wonder what Jack's favourite Burns poem is?Jacki has a Burns tome by her bed....
I think it's Auld Lang Scam
boo, the serious vbi man deleted his tweet
I love how she's watching Better Call Saul... Getting tips about dodgy lawyer practice
Tae a Hoose
She had enough free time to write that twatting blog post that ‘wasn’t’ asking for money though.She's really saying she hasn't had time to finish the VBI because she's busy Tweeting
Like just kill it already
put the non existent 'VBI' idea to bed. I cringe so hard when I think of the hoohaa blue-tick Twitter made about it, all thinking they were doing their bit to solve poverty and now look
As is this week wasn’t filled with enough joy, Jack will also be delivering The Voluptuous Bootylicious Index soon…The Chaos Gods look down and smile upon us, we are truly blessed.
30th May.
Has she done her little tour?
Has she done her little tour?
She's DM'd them about trolls using the VBI against her.
Wee, slinkit, cowrin, tim'rous dream
Skitterin intae the foggy horizon
oh no
She's coming to Edinburgh isn't she!? She'll be touring the trainspotting locations.
jack’s latest likes.. you can’t write this tit and even if you tried to it’d be marked down as unbelievable satire and sent for a full character rework
I wonder if she's planning on taking SB and spending his special holiday money on it. Must have saved a lot from a bottle of whisk(e)y a day, or whatever.
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