was just gonna share the middle squig being serious about the vanity bridge index and up she popped!
Jack Monroe #353 Jack Monroe campaigns for Jack Monroe not to be in poverty
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Is it wrong that I read that in in my head in Rab C Nebitt’s voice?I say this as someone who is married to a Scotsmanbut what the duck is that all about? Who writes like that.
Performative Scots Twitter is truly the pits.I say this as someone who is married to a Scotsman
We're on night three of a LOTR binge, watching the extended version of Return of the King. I've been watching orcs for about 7 years at this point.My god this has ended me
I’m working class Scots and I talk like she’s trying to type and I have absolutely no idea what she is trying to say.I say this as someone who is married to a Scotsman
Grunking my arse off but Molly is a hero, along with Laura Waddell, Kirsty Strickland and TD. Publicly calling out Jack despite the FM is legendary work. If Molly's thread stops even one squig from donating to the grifting goblin Queen, then her work is done.
Also, please Jack, get confused between your socks and say the wrong thing with the wrong account. That would be glorious you absolute melt.
Also, please Jack, get confused between your socks and say the wrong thing with the wrong account. That would be glorious you absolute melt.
I say this as a Scotswoman. Tedious fucks.I say this as someone who is married to a Scotsman
Trying to remember what the context was for these witterings. No bike? Can't swim? No one's asking her to cross the English Channel to reach a non-ASDA supermarket
What’s she watching better call Saul on then. Neighbours window?
Me too. I don’t want to sound daft but she’s not good with portion sizes and I worry that she’s not getting enough to eat. I wish I could whisper it to you.
Same here Oggy!
If I had a big following like Jack, I'd screenshot some of these abusers and set my followers on them. Why is she so reluctant to do this?
IF everyone were only contributing £1 per month, then of course she’d simply make the figures public on her Patreon account. Which is why I think we can be fairly confident the real figure is MUCH higher.
And that’s just her Patreon income! There’s all the other stuff on top (TV stuff, articles, ads, sponsorships, book advances and royalties, monetised social media etc. etc.).
The silly cow is not getting out of this one.
Babe same. She preferred to let her company be dissolved than show her earnings for the last two years. I think she got tens of thousands of pounds based on what she said plus media rates.
I’m glad you said that. There’s Scottish Twitter, where a lot of people genuinely do tweet in their own voice and dialect, but it comes across as being natural. With people like her it just comes across as being so forced.
Just think, we could have full on performative Scots tweeting Jack to look forward to after her next trip to Edinburg!
Jack is Gollum raging at TD's Sam for making something appetising instead of slop.
I am dreading when she comes back up here
. Surprised she doesn’t call herself Greek/Cypriot/ Scott ‘ish’ 
Thats exactly what she would have been doing a week ago. retweeting them for her FM to see then deleting later
Thanks. I would be sad, but Jack told me not to be. (black humour your honour. Jack, be transparent about some of the issues you're obfuscating and you'll feel better)
What IS your actual job Jack? Because you don't seem to be doing it and haven't been for years.
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