I had to stop
I had to stopHelp. I am actually listening to Jack "sing". As if a threatening migraine wasn't enough. It. Is. TERRIBLE.
Oh @Feck dear heart you have no idea what’s ahead of you! Go well!Posting from the past, hoping to catch up sometime before Christmas. The school holidays are plating havoc with my Tattling so apologies if this has been covered.
From what I'm seeing, lots of people are pointing to the fact that JM probably has more money than she likes to admit but has anybody actually pulled apart the hunger hurts II monologue? I've seen mention of the shampoo but has it been ridiculed line-by-line yet?
I'd like to think she's sulking in the shitty bungalow, lightbulbs piled up on the desk and solar lanterns in every room, just in case somebody pops round irl.
They could call it ‘Inventing Aneurysm”
I should have!I had to stop
I’m obviously not saying she’s lying or anything, but
I guess, but there's sorting out with a big chunk of money Vs letting move back home or getting them a weekly shop until benefits arrive. Like the managed to bring bags of shopping when she went to the foodbank etc.And yet they did uphold that part of her story to an extent at the time by confirming there wasn't any "money in the pot" they had foster children with them at the time so there was a gentle suggestion they did have other children to take care of not just her and she needed to sort herself out...though any commentsl ike that by her mum were quickly deleted and ahe seemed to have a weird veiled contempt/ jealousy for the fostering.....of course this was shortly after she caused trouble and did herself out of a job at the FS which I gather was actually rather embarrassing for dear old dad at the time
The answer to all your questions:I’m obviously not saying she’s lying or anything, but
I’m pretty sure she had a Nokia 3310. I know we’ve spoken about this before but has she ever explained how she accomplished this? I might have missed something that would explain all this.
‘Not so the Nokia 3310. The daddy of texting, this could run three messages together for a whopping 459 characters. Sure, it could only store a handful of them, but it was groundbreaking.’
So she could write a few sentences at a time before needing to download them as the phone only had a tiny memory.
Questions.
1. If she wrote the whole book on the Nokia because she didn’t have a laptop, where did she keep downloading the three sentence sections to?
2. Would this mean she would write three sentences and download every time?
3. Couldn’t anyone have lent her a computer?
4. How was she writing and uploading her blog at the same time?
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Where is that receipt where she talks about her old laptop from the fire service days?! She never wrote a fucking book on her phone. She would have been paid an advance to write said book, that’s how non fiction usually works.
The only way she ever wrote a fuckin book on her phone was when she sent a text that said "I think one day I will write a book" and texted it to herselfWhere is that receipt where she talks about her old laptop from the fire service days?! She never wrote a fucking book on her phone. She would have been paid an advance to write said book, that’s how non fiction usually works.
Yes when she was also selling that horrid dress despite having sold all her possessionsDidn't wethat she still had a laptop at this time?
My vomit emoji is for the use of ‘smudge’ not the avocado. Which I now need to try.Ooof agreed, however I need a smudge of smashed avocado under the beans for full enjoyment
Exactly. The sim has room for like 100 texts. There's NO onboard storable for a book. Not even 100kb. Nein. Zip. Nada.JACK! It's over. Stop it. The wheels have fallen off your charabanc of lies. You can't keep it limping on any longer.
ALSO - you can NOT write a book on a nokia little brick dumb phone. The sim would have had a little bit of memory but the phone itself is just the hardware. NO ROOM for a book.
Not technologically possible. But Jack's incapable of lying. Really makes you think.
I'm dreaming of baked beans over a crispy on the outside, fluffy on the inside baked potato with a ton of butter mashed into the potato and half a block of mature grated cheddar slowly, gently melting on top. That's if I can ~afford~ butter of course.No, because they are pappy shite. Now, baked beans on softy soft white bread lovingly and gently toasted in my I-haven’t-got-a-toaster. That’s the business. Especially with cheese on the top, shoved under the grill for a bit until it melts and then ~*plenty of black pepper*~. Eat it all up like a greedy goblin.
My family, stupid gits, don’t like beans and prefer hoops. I live with philistines.
This reminds me of the 'cat' 'fish' emojis she and LJC tweeted to each other at the height of the DKL fiasco. It's obviously got some special meaning for her.This is in Debait's likes. Probably reading WAY too much into this but does she think she's the fish and eveyone esle is the cat? Either way, you're a frozen fish, luv. Was going to say d**d fish but then that's obviously harassment and abuse.
https://giphy.com/5tosJ56VpL7r2qUhq3
Something about Boots? Superdrug probably made her drop itI can't even remember what vbi is. It's prices or something.
She's turned the squigs against usJack right now ....
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