Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?

[TillyMiffin]

Nah mate, I’m an Ardent Remainer, and was involved in the roll-out process of the vaccine in my local area. I’m also pretty much a leftie and deffo not transphobic. What I do like to do though is call out injustice and such things as grifting when I see it. Wasn’t hard, just some basic research, not following blindly without question. You should try it, not just go along with the idea that anyone who queries Jack is a far-right loon

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Same @SmillieKylie same
Lefty
Remainer
Pro vaxxer
‍⚧️ Ally
She’s just flinging as much of her own tit as poss in the hope some will stick

 

[Emmapism]

I'm all caught up and I actually feel a bit.....emotional? Like we've been shouting about this into the void for years and nobody listened

Now they are I don't really know what to do with myself hah

 

[jenny2603]

Ooh a blue tick account I follow has just retweeted much criticism - they're followed by LOADS of media types.

Lights go out, walls come tumbling down...

Oh do name them. Blue ticks aren't squigs and can be shared.

 

[TillyMiffin]

Even IF the dog was gifted (we all know it's not, but for the sake of argument). Why on EARTH would you countenance the gift of a large breed puppy when you can't afford SHOWER GEL? And we know it was pre-planned, too, because of the photo earlier this year. The lies fall apart so easily

She planned the dog for 10 years don’t forget

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Just general people chatting but a couple of corkers for thread title.
"She is a middle class grifter funded by bleeding hearts."

"She's been rumbled. Her grift is over." Probably not true but cute.

 

[TheDragonWithAFlagon]

All jokes aside, yes it is lovely perfume. If I told you how I knew that I’d have to kill you.

bleeping wants to be at over a hundred and eighty notes for 100ml.

 

[Marj24]

It is so good to see JM finally getting so much negative feedback on her lies and grift. I wish her no harm but she needs to get help, not double down.

OT
For those struggling to keep up with this thread and Alice Evans

Spoiler: Court judgement

Ioan Gruffudd has been granted a 3 year DVRO against Alice, it includes social media. Today is a good day!

 

[FlirtyThirty]

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Shaking in my shoes here

PLEASE someone reply with the receipt where she’s talking about the laptop she still had from fire service days.

 

[Geetbo]

If there’s a thread wedding I am expecting the cake to be chocolate and pear brick.

 

[Limey]

Oh do name them. Blue ticks aren't squigs and can be shared.

Just checked and she's not actually a blue tick (surprised as its a big account), but has 12k followers

 

[Pimpinella]

Ok, but I want the location of the puddle that’s giving Burberry clothes like a magic wishing well.

Never mind a Burberry puddle has anyone seen a Harris tweed one? I want a cape and they're £350.... do think I should ask her?

 

[FeelingGroovy]

Not now Vlad! I’m already pencilled in for a Seamaster for £600.

 

[TillyMiffin]

Where could I find this store please, dear heart? Send perfume-os.

This is it. You just search the perfume you like and the ‘alternative’ comes up. It’s amazing and I love it. I treat myself twice a year and spend about 50 quid. The Tom Ford dupes are ace too:

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[Pimpinella]

The jack thread makes me feel so uncouth and poor at times, I wouldn't know the difference between a seamaster watch and an candy watch. . Also never heard of that fancy perfume that jack gets every birthday apart from those two years of hell

What fancy perfume? Eau De Improbable? "For the woman who doesn't have to try (to lie)"

 

[Mel Donte]

Two of my pro-Jack friends have messaged me today to say that their eyes have been opened. Is... is this what the last laugh feels like?!

 

[Captainmouse]

I'd guess first normal post back will be a pic of an IV line accompanied with the classic "I'm fine, but I don't want to talk about it"

Anyone can go to ae and they'll insert it routinely. I don't think jack is apposed to wasting resources for social media attention.

Urban decay 'black' eye anybody? Complete with A&E visit

 

[jenny2603]

Well done! Chapeau etc.

 

[Elastoblast]

Just heard Jack is launching a unisex perfume in time for Christmas "Unfathomable" an eau de parfum for the undiscerning and undeserving.

 

[Five hundred dogs]

I'm all caught up and I actually feel a bit.....emotional? Like we've been shouting about this into the void for years and nobody listened

Now they are I don't really know what to do with myself hah

I know what you mean. It’s bit like when that band you’ve been following since they were gigging to three men and a dog in a pub back room suddenly blows up and everyone is talking about them. On one hand you’re pleased they’re getting the recognition they deserve, on the other hand now people are telling you about them and you want to go “I know, I liked them before they were famous” but you can’t because it’ll make you look like a twit.

 

[bladiesla]

Two of my pro-Jack friends have messaged me today to say that their eyes have been opened. Is... is this what the last laugh feels like?!

Needless to say.....etc