Putting my next thread title nom in, using Jack Monroe's own words against her (again).
Jack Monroe - A stunning work of fiction
Jack Monroe - A stunning work of fiction
Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?
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My daughter and I are watching Lord of the Rings (her first time), and they've just talked about the Eye of Sauron, which has made me laugh thinking about her bloody Eye of Sauron impression on that Instagram live. Simpler times.
I think when Matthew Wright and Anthony Royle commented on her Glasto mic zinger she thought phew this is it, the blue tick brigade are coming to the rescue so she tweeted it from main and.... crickets 🥲
I see a Harvester salad bar and an episode of Eastenders in our future, my tender one xAgain another deeper level of love for BB
I vote x
People finally joining the dots and realising that she's the Rachel Swindon of slop is giving me hope for humanity.
Tbf, Penhaligons is beautiful perfume. I buy the knock offs from an online store in Leicester. I always get asked what I’m wearing
Shaking in my shoes here
If she's run up a debt they could be taking an insane DD to both cover 1/12th of her yearly usage and recoup the debt. It could also explain the council tax being higher than it should be if they're taking both the monthly payment and extra for previous arrears.
Given the patreon income, I'd consider both of those scenarios to be entirely of her own making.
I didn’t know she wasn’t vaccinated, that doesn’t really fit with either her lefty or disabled posturing. I’m not sure what KCC is though, unless it’s Kent County Council, do my local council keep a list of unvaccinated smol pixies I wonder?
I was just thinking about the time Jack got annoyed on Daily Kitchen Live because the camera wasn't pointing at her horse spunk lasagne. lol x
All jokes aside, yes it is lovely perfume. If I told you how I knew that I’d have to kill you.
Would this be a bad time to ask for the broccoli pasta recipe?
You’ve just perfectly summed up mumsnet
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Where could I find this store please, dear heart? Send perfume-os.
Didn’t we have receipts that she owned a laptop at the time of her book, a laptop she’d sold in The PovertyTM that miraculously popped up recently?
Even IF the dog was gifted (we all know it's not, but for the sake of argument). Why on EARTH would you countenance the gift of a large breed puppy when you can't afford SHOWER GEL? And we know it was pre-planned, too, because of the photo earlier this year. The lies fall apart so easilyMass delete incoming. She's talked too much tit since the last one in 2020..ish? If she's gonna start claiming the dog was gifted like everything else, having access to such extravagant gifts and generosity makes her richer than most of us put together. These people can gift her Emins, city breaks, pricey curtains, fancy pastas and spices but when they leave poor Jack is scrubbing herself with the dried up ends of a bar of Smartprice soap
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