Let's face it had to be a non-frau. I know if I attempted a similar thread it would be about 900 tweets long and take in bewildering details like Iqbal and the fox eating the garden hose before finally degenerating into spooooons.
Jack Monroe #349 Shameless
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Oh no, please no. I have images of her trying to foist poorly patients out their beds so she can have a dino nap.
“Listen Betty, your broken collar bone is nothing compared to all my ouchies. I am EXHAUSTED so please, leave me alone to sleep in your bed”
Tin hats on canal.
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Plus no mention of orangeries. 3/10 try harder.
I’m in a teams meeting, why did I have to be working today!
Nobody; not to rave about lovely Miguel again, but we had his spinach orecchiette last night - cheap, delicious, three ingredients (plus garlic, salt and ‘plenty of black pepper’) 15 minutes to make. I work long days in two jobs as a lone parent, and even if her recipes were palatable, I don’t have the time or energy to faff. And as a vegetarian, if any ‘friends’ served me her peelings creation as a meal, they wouldn’t be my friends anymore!
GOVERNMENT TROLLS ORCHESTRATED CAMPAIGN. Led by this one?!
Lmao as if the government have time to waste on her. Too busy getting pissed up and hating on the browns.
It’s been put together from the Wiki but no, not a Frau I think but definitely someone who has training in preparing reports. I’d say media training but that’s just a guess.
I think Jack might be in a meeting too. Big D has summoned a full-on COBRA style family conference.
Just to add, I bought Miguel’s meat free book yesterday and can’t wait to try some of his very edible things.
Was one of the stipulations of Jack's brand deal with Superdrug that she go into hygiene poverty herself?
Does that mean we're all civil servants now? I wonder how much we get paid. I shall buy the most expensive shampoo and shower gel I can cover with my government wages and chuckle softly to myself as I think of Jack boiling up a vat of old soap slivers.
Yesterday he taught his 3 yr old perimeter and area of squares and today they have moved on to the circumference and radius of circles.
On topic- nothing to say. It’s humid AF and I really could do with a dyson fan. Anyone? Anyone?
Why do a lot of the FMs think she lives in Central London? It just shows how little attention they pay to what she tweets most of the time.
It's TD's birthday, Jack definitely won't be making her a cake 
I think she'll post a TikTok today.
Will she sing? Perhaps a little number from Oliver? "As long as they need me" "Who will buy my lies"?
I sent the wiki and link to the Twitter thread to a number of people who follow her. They were all aghast, which tells me that a big part of the reason why she has got away with it for so long is that, in general, people don't have the time to put it all together. They see small bits which are drowned out by her cries of 'troll' and because they follow her, they assume she is in the right.
EDIT: in the beginning, she presented as relatively genuine and got a lot of hate from right-wing trolls and media commentators. That established a wave of sympathy which has, over the years, morphed into 'JM is relentlessly trolled therefore every negative comment must be a troll". They don't follow the minutiae as we do, so never get to see the entire picture.
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