Jack Monroe #349 Shameless

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Congrats to @Brian Butterfield for the thread title. You win a tray of Jack's cookies, fresh from her easy bake oven.

Face full of filler, begging on Twitter by @Emmapism deserves a mention as well.

Well, she wrote a new Thing about being strapped for cash and it was even more metaphor-ridden, melodramatic and woe-is-me than the last Thing. Mom endorsed it, along with several other blue ticks. Living beyond one’s means is the new help me, I’m poor. Ch-ching for Jack Monroe, who’s now sitting in her imaginary orangery, counting this month’s loot.

How dare you list all her recent employment and collaborations – the Guardian pays buttons, the Telegraph is tardy and the BBC is tight. Sheesh. As for Superdrug, they are yet to cough up.

Someone offered to gift her a guitar, and quite frankly they should be tried for crimes against the arts.

Please use the words 'thread title' when nominating (not too early!) and read the wiki if you're brand new.
 
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Spends probably about £2k on a designer pup 6 weeks ago, people already chipping in for 'vet bills'

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I can't work out if this is a piss take? The second tweet describes Jack's current set up almost exactly....
 
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Jack's just liked this, so I guess all the money she's raking in has cheered her up somewhat.

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Hi all, 1st time poster. Had my doubts for a while but last night's performance confirmed it for me. What an absolute Twat. Unfortunately my twitter is mainly professional (see username!) and can't risk my job being used against me by daring to call her out! Hopefully last night's pity party will result in her being seen for what she really is!
 
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I see someone has posted the receipts. Thank god, can only hope a blue tick-er gets involved somehow.

I did a search of JM and there are a lot of people calling out their bullshit.
 
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Just catching up on the thread on my break from this morning, this thread moves fast! 😂.

Whilst working I still can't believe I've been such an idiot! I'm so gullable! I even bought the one in five book her Twitter friend is writing 😟. (can't remember her name Louise Britain or something) don't tell me there's a thread on her 🙈.

I emphasized with these people cause. I am actually in there position or the position they claim, since I got divorced and energy rises.

Someone give me a good shake and tell me to open my eyes 🙈.
 
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Just catching up on the thread on my break from this morning, this thread moves fast! 😂.

Whilst working I still can't believe I've been such an idiot! I'm so gullable! I even bought the one in five book her Twitter friend is writing 😟. (can't remember her name Louise Britain or something) don't tell me there's a thread on her 🙈.

I emphasized with these people cause. I am actually in there position or the position they claim, since I got divorced and energy rises.

Someone give me a good shake and tell me to open my eyes 🙈.
🤐🤐


Too short
 
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Wow so it was in fact the plan to squeeze money out the squigs, as 'payment' for your writing?? Thanks for the clarification.

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Wow so it was in fact the plan to squeeze money out the squigs, as 'payment' for your writing?? Thanks for the clarification.

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Last week she was joyfully jumping into pools. That was THEN, this is NOW. Turns out she's actually been curled up in blankets.

Blankets, swimming pools - they're all basically the same thing aren't they?
 
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