I'm going to attend court dressed as a lightbulb, fit with lights on, lights off functionality.
Jack Monroe #349 Shameless
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I’m doing the new Fred just now
Persistent swoonathon over James!
I could stand next to you dressed as a solar bulb and we could get it on..then off..then on... then off again!
May dress as a trifle with a baseball bat
No denyin' times is hard, sir
Even harder than the worst pies in Laaandaan
Only lard and nothing more
Is that just revolting
All greasy and gritty?
It looks like it's molting
And tastes like, well, pity
A woman alone with limited wind
And the worst pies in Laaaandaaan
Ah, sir, times is hard
Times is hard!
Was Mr Sondheim aware of her body of work because its uncanny?!?
Of all the chaoses this is the most chaos of them all
It’s completely bizarre how her stans refuse to engage with the content of the thread and think that calling critical accounts bots is enough to discredit the argument. I can’t fathom how she engenders such loyalty.
Someone is going to be required to come as the boiler though, resplendent with a tank full of COLD WATER. And we need a reconstituted bar of
Oh Fraus, just make sure you are not 90% gin. Unless you drink gin. Which you don't. Except when you do.
To afraid to admit they've been gullible? Won't want to admit even to themselves?
I am confused if that thread is lies thats bascially a back catalogue of her own 'work' then does that mean she has lied?
New thread, thanks Hotes:
Jack Monroe #350 Can you crochet a web of lies?
Congratulations to newcomer @meizee for the thread title based on a squiggle’s tweet that they can’t afford to send cash-o to Jack, but they could crochet something (they have a lot of yarn, apparently) your prize is looking after Jack’s social media accounts for the day. It’s finally happening...
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