It's not possible to develop periarthritic calcification by eating too much calcium. That's total bollocks. Christ she just makes this tit up, doesn't she?
Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing
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It's not possible to develop periarthritic calcification by eating too much calcium. That's total bollocks. Christ she just makes this tit up, doesn't she?
Why is her use of 'meticulously' just quite so bleeping irritating?
She means mindlessly
We've seen what's under your nails hun. Best keep your thumbprints to yourself x
home schooling my arse
Please don't ruin Thursdays by making it Cookie Day
. I quite like Thursdays.
According to Spike Milligan.
English teeth. Happy teeth, shining in the sun. Clamping down on bits of fish and sausages half done.
English teeth HEROES teeth hear them click and clack.
Let's sing a song of praise for them, three cheers for the brown grey and black!
(Learned this at school circa 1970)
English teeth. Happy teeth, shining in the sun. Clamping down on bits of fish and sausages half done.
English teeth HEROES teeth hear them click and clack.
Let's sing a song of praise for them, three cheers for the brown grey and black!
(Learned this at school circa 1970)
Those cookies look like absolute boak, why is she so bad at everything?
No one wants a cookie that Jack's dirty thumbs have been stuck in. Gross.
A little dry...cough!
Why is she making chaffy looking cookies when she has crumbling teef/hurty teef/no teef/too many teef?
Some of them are burnt enough to break another toof.
She has the signature of a psychopath.
hey everyone feel sorry for me because my whiskey-addled teeth are crumbling in my mouth but also stand in awe of me and my ~~~~forensic~~~ approach to nutrition
If anything it's scurvy from lack of anything fresh.
Butter bean pie!! That has to be up there with the peach curry as one of the most disgusting things ever. And I like butter beans. I can see her logic though. What’s white that you could use instead of fish to veganise a fish pie. Ah yes, butter beans. That’ll do. To be fair don’t know what I’d use. Probably just omit the fish.
This is actually my favourite post from Jack. Totally pointless, totally self-serving, ghastly picture, inappropriate tagging of Sunak, several lies / not quite truths. It really has everything!
When I see these posts, I know they are not spontaneous and know she was working on that caption for hours. Hours that could have been spent working. Working in Asda, Costa, even on the slop manuals. Apply the effort to things that MAKE money (as you are obsessed with it) and don't just waste time. Free advice for you there Jack.
please explain to me, how even your cookies look like eggs 
Christ. They look like lunar rock!
Tbh that doesn't surprise me, IIRC she said something along the lines of, she (the company) wasn't earning anything so she personally paid the furlough (even though everyone here questioned why her assistant couldn't continue working). Do you think she paid it from her house savings? Poor
It's all very weird and like most things Wacko-related, very (and probably most deliberately) complicated!
Gahh, thankspaceyou, I'd forgotten that important detail!
Yes, all very deliberately complicated (and false!)!- Status