just seen this and I can't stop HOOTING
it's obviously a horrible account, but she's such a 5 year old!
it's obviously a horrible account, but she's such a 5 year old!
Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing
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Oh gawd, BIB has planted an earworm I'm not going to get rid of today!
Good job I like it! 
Jack Monroe, money for nothing 'cause the grift's for free.
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This account has come up before. 99% sure it's a troll, but if that 1% chance proves right, then Jack needs to take her phone number off Twitter right now, because this person is terrifyingly obsessed.I can't decide if this squig is fake/a sock or just deluded and stupid. Concerning the Youth Parliament dispute.
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I get a vibe that she's burnt bridges at the graun cos I've not seen any articles for a while.
Similarly with the TV stuff, she's only really getting scraps on Lorraine Kelly etc so I doubt she's made many friends in that world either.
Staff changes at the graun
Catching up, so might have been said before, but I heard it first from Ukranian friends who said it was a Polish saying originally? I love the expression and will not let Jack Monroe spoil it for meNinnies, I have just heard ‘Not my circus, not my monkeys’ IN REAL LIFE, IN POLISH!!!! It took all of my power not to say where I had heard itMy only release is writing it here. Go well, pals.
Hahahahaha. I love it when Jack makes a mistake but, being constitutionally unable to take the narc injury of admitting she was wrong, tries to defend her original erroneous claim with increasingly ridiculous prevarication.
On a not entirely unrelated subject, I don’t believe Jack has an IQ of 154. You only really see that level in people who are also very good at maths. We’ve seen what Jacks like with maths. It ain’t good.
The only way she would’ve got a result of 154 is if she did one of those internet self tests and looked up all the answers on her phone.
But then, I also don’t believe that Jack is on the Autism Spectrum (although I do think she likes the meds). I also don’t believe she’s an alcoholic.
Basically, whatever Jack says she is, that’s what she’s not.
Can anyone point me in the direction of info about the allegation of abuse- I’ve only got a vague recollection of it. I defo think she ended up staying at granddad’s doss house if she had Italian and Somalian “housemates”.
Explanation: Psychic Jack predicted her Lorraine appearance 7 years ago
Now wash your hands!
Catching up, but this would explain why the dog's tag is always showing the phone number and not the side with its name
I don’t have the receipts but as I recall she tweeted about it in very horrible, triggering, unnecessary language. I believe from memory that she did so in the aftermath of poor Sarah Everard’s murder, inserting herself into the online conversation about womens safety in a very unpleasant way. That’s how I remember it anyway. It’ll be on the threads from that time no doubt.
The bean to sauce ratio is “little “ off
Some people take a dim view of couples having wedding lists. I don't. Look what happens when people are left to their own devices.
They must have really upset the poor squiggle to deserve that!
I used to make a baked bean 'curry' out of an onion, one tin of tomatoes and one tin of beans, with all the juices and sauce, plus curry powder/spices. I found the recipe on a parenting site (not mumsnet) and it works pretty well with rice or pittas when you're skint. Obviously not high in protein, but still quite filling and nice. There's tons of cheap recipes and ideas around like this, there's nothing special about any of Jack's recipes or anything that warrants a publishing contract.
Seven years in the pipeline and a total of seven minutes of airtime.
Most of that was the daffodils.
*Sigh* I was born in Britain, brought up by my Latvian grandad, ate Latvian food and know some of the language. However I have a British name, I went to British school, and grew up in Britain so I'm British. I love Latvian and Eastern European food, I grew up on it. I don't go posting recipes on my IG though telling people I'm Eastern European, that would be weird. I'm proud of my heritage but I grew up here so I'm British, the same way Jack is British and not Greek. I'm sure I remember her stating somewhere in the past that she was Polish? Am I imagining this or does anyone have the post? I'm sure she wrote something about it on twitter a few years ago. I don't think Jack is talentless, I do however think she lies and contradicts herself a lot. Jack's cooking looks rank in my honest opinion, but I think she would make a good blogger catering for people that are sad enough to follow her dating life and escapades. Jack seems to enjoy writing about herself, typical narcissist. I guess there would be people sad enough to follow it
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