Come on ninnies
Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing
- Start date
-
- Tags
- Jack Monroe Threads Wiki
- Status
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
well, I did kinda tell her to wash her sticky fingers and I'd rather not think about her fiery tongue...
it's making me think of harold's poor shredded pecker again. first the teeth, now this!
Maybe she made it in an old bathtub in her shed by soaking old Pumble remains (has she even got a shed) my imagination is running wild here....think I'd better get to bed and stop tunnelling down a Jack rabbit holeFucks sake, the way she trivialises alcoholism there. "From alcoholic to don't bleeping need it in 2 weeks". "Now we've kicked alcoholism's arse". Jack and recovery - completed it mate. That's not how it works. She wasn't, isn't an alcoholic. She's full of tit.
Overproof whiskey by the way, where on earth was she buying that? It isn't a commonly available drink. But of course, Jack couldn't just be addicted to whiskey, it had to be the strongest of whiskies ever.
When she doesn’t post pics I know she’s made it herself and it looks tit.
She has many out buildingsMaybe she made it in an old bathtub in her shed by soaking old Pumble remains (has she even got a shed) my imagination is running wild here....think I'd better get to bed and stop tunnelling down a Jack rabbit hole
That sounds like her chat up line
Jack's house reminds me of the house in Susanna Clarke's Piranesi... multiple hallways, spiral staircases, random items lying about, unspecified numbers of everything (staircases/outbuildings/studios/spoons)
IIRC, Piranesi is also a fan of making long lists on pieces of paper
Did this result in a massive go fund me which made her loads of money which she is trying to recreate? It’s alright Jack you don’t actually need to make it happen. Just pretend that it did like you do with everything else.
Errrr……. Are you familiar with her body of posted pics?
I'm a chicken wing loving ninny and she's managed to make chicken wings sound disgusting. That's it, I'm done.
Don't you want Jack's tummy to be happy? Do you want it to expel its contents upwards pal
The thing is, if something odd did happen re:her handing a contact number out to half a mil people, she'd have the cheek to tweet and complain about it, to which I can only hope some sensible squigs would point out that it wasn't a good idea to keep repeatedly posting it. I can see Jack's response now, 'I should be able to post my phone number to half a million people without anyone calling for anything other than to offer me my own series!!!'. Then, the squigs would all cheer and pile on the BBC to get her back on.
It's very generous of you to think that anyone still has her number in their phone. I imagine it was blocked and deleted with the rapidity of a buttered snake.
I'm coming in from a few hours ago. Off topic.
I recently had to speak to my neighbour about the nuisance her SB was causing. This was not the first time and now I was shouting at him. She told me not to shout at her child, and if I had a problem I should speak to her. I spoke to her and she told me that her son was not causing a nuisance. I said I had been watching him for 15 minutes from an upstairs window and she said I was lying. Then she said that if I didn't like the nuisance her son was causing, I should move away. We've been here for 23 years. They moved in last month.
Spite. How the Donald bought Mar-a-Lago (copy and paste from Wikipedia)
Donald Trump learned about the estate after unsuccessfully trying to purchase and combine two apartments in Palm Beach for his family. He offered the Post family $15 million for it, but they rejected it. Trump purchased the land between Mar-a-Lago and the ocean from Jack C. Massey, the former owner of KFC, for $2 million,[19] stating he intended to build a home that would block Mar-a-Lago's beach view. The threat caused interest in the property to decline, and Trump ended up getting the property for $7 million in 1985.
There is no point in commenting on Trump's behaviour.
Spite. How the Donald bought Mar-a-Lago (copy and paste from Wikipedia)
Donald Trump learned about the estate after unsuccessfully trying to purchase and combine two apartments in Palm Beach for his family. He offered the Post family $15 million for it, but they rejected it. Trump purchased the land between Mar-a-Lago and the ocean from Jack C. Massey, the former owner of KFC, for $2 million,[19] stating he intended to build a home that would block Mar-a-Lago's beach view. The threat caused interest in the property to decline, and Trump ended up getting the property for $7 million in 1985.
There is no point in commenting on Trump's behaviour.
I think - and it's only a thought - is we only sort of get a 'really full on' photo when SB is there/around. And she only tells us the pooch is under the hammock, on the sofa, and without pix or a photo, is a pre-snapped one. She has form for doing this with photos and words, the wee smol cheeky weasel.
Last edited:
No need - probably KFC really!
be warned of mentions of teeth. but I've read it and I really, really hate teeth and now I'm queasy
View attachment 1433140
View attachment 1433141
View attachment 1433143View attachment 1433145
Dear god, for a minute I thought the Squig was suggesting she use the scissors to take out the last of the tooth!!
Listen, Griftmeister General, you keep going back to the teeth for maximum griftage but put the tin away NOBODY WANTS TO GIVE YOU MONEY TO SORT YOUR CHOMPERS OUT.
That delightfully fiery tongue will do wonders for the crumbling sand teef from last night.
Are you only doing biscuits that look like cultures for random stages of venereal diseases?
- Status