She really is a major incident waiting to happen.
Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing
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I was thinking shape and size rather than colour,Ms. Stringy. Being an experienced landscaper would beg to differ. "Warped Londonyellow and red stock bricks"
but a good comparison
Guarantee in the next photo of Content, her collar will feature a pendant engraved with "Space Squig, ask me about the box!"
It’s also possible that it’s SB’s dad’s phone number, not hers. Particularly if Content belongs to SB.The continuous posting of her phone number to 550k people is just so embarrassingmy sis in law put a pic of her dog on Insta yesterday with the tag covered because she has (let me check...450 followers on a private page who are mostly all friends/family/work colleagues) because everyone knows it only takes one total weirdo to latch on to you. It's just mind boggling, ridiculous attention seeking at this point
Jack unironically wears a badge that reads 'Go Ahead, Make My Day'
Jack's thumbprint cookies from the Guardian, 2014:
I mean, they look like tit here, but if your toddler came home from playschool with a tray of them you'd probably eat them, right? Eight years later, and they've regressed to the point that you'd "accidentally" drop them on the floor and douse them in lighter fuel.
I mean, they look like tit here, but if your toddler came home from playschool with a tray of them you'd probably eat them, right? Eight years later, and they've regressed to the point that you'd "accidentally" drop them on the floor and douse them in lighter fuel.
They look like fritters
Same logic as “falling “ onto a tap?I’m way behind so I’m sure it’ll have been said, but why, and how, would she be using a tooth towards the back of her mouth to open a packet?
while we've been mithering, she's been doing things to wings that sound ok actually
hhnnnnggghh tho. and wash your hands!
hhnnnnggghh tho. and wash your hands!
While searching for something, I found this
You are ok about her sticky sweet fingers and fiery tongue Kach?
Don’t make me search Southend Deliveroo again!
Laurie definitely belongs to Jack. Only Jack would call a dog Laurie. Worst dog name ever.
anyway, if this had happened, why would you seriously allow your phone number to appear publicly again?
also, ICO, loool
also, ICO, loool
Alcohol addiction aside, local shops should have been allowed to remain opened. Not everyone wishes to shop at a large supermarket.
All this food she cooks. She lives on her own. Who is eating it? Here at Arsov Towers there's me and Mrs C. We eat nobbut a fraction of what she cooks in a week, and we still have to freeze half of it. Which is always an issue because we only have a small under-counter freezer. Impoverished smol pixies eh? How do they survive?
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