Exactly - the Jack conundrum. She never knows whether to go with so poor for a decade she had to unscrew lightbulbs and trail a crying toddler around in the rain, or drunk for a decade on expensive spirits Jack.
Are we sure she means her own teeth? Given the clutter and nonsense in that house I wouldn't be surprised to learn she has other sets of teeth knocking around.
I didn't see the part about alcohol.Her teeth sound absolutely bleeping foul the tit she’s constantly writing about them
TW / suicide
There's one telling of poverty christmas where she has no money for food nor presents for SB so sends him away to his dad's, but did have the money for Tesco value beers. This would be SB's little sister's first Christmas, he probably would have spent it there anyways.
I'm not an AA frau so sorry if this is wrong, but are you not an alcoholic always, just in recovery/ recovering?
Oh I do that too. I'm still picturing Geetbo as the profile pic woman even after learning he's a he/him. Sorry to let you down, but I'm a woman of millennial age range and not a stone-hoarding children's TV character. I know, I'm disappointed too.I assumed you were the same age as Lynne. And looked like her. Must stop judging people by their avatar!
So relieved I'm not Jack's friend. If she said this rubbish IRL I'd want to laugh at the silliness of it all. Do you think she really has crumbly teeth? I guess we can add it to the long list of mysterious, SEVERE, Jack ailments. Her GP needs a pay rise.
Irish whiskey is also with the e, so no doubt she'll have been making Mammy proud with Bushmills.
Also, she was in an abusive lesbian relationship whilst she was pregnant which would introduce a third potential coming out date into the mix. Like you, I couldn't care less. Either talk about it or don't but as with every aspect of the backstory it's the constant chopping and changing that gets on my wick.
. Her bottom set were never found .Perhaps there’s something in that gold spray that makes your teeth crumble to dust.
That reminds me of my grandad and how he used to put his false teeth into a glass at night. All fine, except he would leave the teeth lying around in odd places. When I stayed with grandparents I'd have to remember this to avoid getting an awful surprise. I still recall going into the bathroom half-asleep and being startled by the disembodied grinning teeth. Still, it could be worse. At least I never got traumatised by seeing a shark in a skip.Years ago, I got called to a lady who had lost her bottom set of dentures. She was in bed and very distressed, bless her. So I crawled around her bedroom and found a bottom set of teef! Yay! Except they weren't hers
This will never stop being funny.
My fathers uncle used to borrow dentures from neighbours/friends/family when he wanted to look smart for weddings and the like. Top that with your poor fishing, Jack.Years ago, I got called to a lady who had lost her bottom set of dentures. She was in bed and very distressed, bless her. So I crawled around her bedroom and found a bottom set of teef! Yay! Except they weren't hers
My dad (who was a dentist) had his car broken into once. They stole a whole bunch of wax impressions and dentures, thinking they were watches or something because of the little boxes they were in!Years ago, I got called to a lady who had lost her bottom set of dentures. She was in bed and very distressed, bless her. So I crawled around her bedroom and found a bottom set of teef! Yay! Except they weren't hers
