Oh god, just have them pulled and get dentures ffs. She's so grossHer teeth sound absolutely bleeping foul the tit she’s constantly writing about them
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Jack Monroe #343 A heavy dose of chickpea and loathing
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So she was drinking whiskey heavily for a decade, which would be... 2011 to 2021? So where does that leave the not drinking during the Poverty (or, depending on which article you read, the drinking Sainsbury's pisswater lager over Christmas one year?)
Omg, what's the matter with some people? I hope everyone ignored her and the Terror Rooster was okay. Also, I initially read your sentence as 'some woman demanding a local rooster' and thought the woman was just very insistent about her desire for a rooster.
Wow thanks, I love that shark building.Let me help by providing you with an absolute banger of design inspiration, courtesy of Mississippi, which like supper-inspiration Georgia is possibly not in Central/Eastern Europe
View attachment 1433046This place is not too far (in US of A distances) from my Outlaws’* place, hence my literally forensic Mississippi Gulf Coast architectural knowledge
PS ROARING
at “member”. The only way to elevenrife that would have been his “male member”
*I do not call them that. Ever. Even though I’m literally married to their son
Have you seen Australia's big things? Also a great source of inspiration. I like how the wiki article is officially titled 'Australia's big things' because it's so hard to know how to refer to them.
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Don'tOh wow.
I'm laughing at the thought of their kids being frightened by a skip. Maybe I shouldn't admit this, but when my childhood best friend found a skip we both got really excited and went to see if we could salvage any good stuff from it (don't try this at home, kids). Did your skip contain any big shark jaws? Creepy mannequins?
me. I put a life sized cardboard cut out of my sister in it at night. To scare people on their way home from the pub 
. To dissuade skip jumpers.
If she wants to add another feather to her cap, I believe the position of Jack's lawyer is currently vacant
(as Mark Lewis tragically doesn't get any phone reception at 1 Israel street, Israel)
Oh dear
(About to actually read so sorry will drop off of the night shift 🫡)
DISGUSTENG
(About to actually read so sorry will drop off of the night shift 🫡)
DISGUSTENG
WHY DOES SHE NEVER CONTENT WARN THIS tit?Her teeth sound absolutely bleeping foul the tit she’s constantly writing about them
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Sorry, excuse the caps, but I'm sick to the back teeth (no pun intended) of her wantonly chucking suicide into any random tweet like it's a bleeping punctuation mark.
The black line of calculus must surely be down to her constant use of Pythagoras?*
*I know duck all about maths
Oh local Facebook rose up for Team Terror Rooster. It got what Jack might term quite spicy.Omg, what's the matter with some people? I hope everyone ignored her and the Terror Rooster was okay. Also, I initially read your sentence as 'some woman demanding a local rooster' and thought the woman was just very insistent about her desire for a rooster.
Wow thanks, I love that shark building.
Big things (Australia) - Wikipedia
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I can't wait for book of grievances to be released in 2025 and the acknowledgements section is just "**** YOU JENNY NUMBERS"
I love that we've decided Borabora is a former teacher of Jack's who completely forgot she existed, you could say she's "not aware of Jack's work"
Sorry I hadn’t put a TW on that, it didn’t clock. Will report post and hope a mod can x
ETA - was in time, apols once again that was bad especially this time of night
Her teeth sound absolutely bleeping foul the tit she’s constantly writing about them
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So you agree, you were selling your kids toys and spending the money on whiskey instead of food or shoes that fit him?
I'd really like to say that this isn't true. But there are some bloody awful, entitled, intolerant people out there.
No hen, you're fine, it's Jack who's the bloody menace.
I feel like we're primed here for her to be grotesque because, well, she always is. It just skewers my pumble that she doesn't bloody think that it's not an adjective to be chucked about willy-nilly.
That would be the greatest honour of my life.
So she was biting open the packaging of a packet of bread rolls? To do this with your back teeth would involve shoving a plastic bag right into your gob. As usual the made up story makes no sense.
WHILST LIVING ON THE STREETS.
"Mum, can we go indoors?"
"No, I have spent all the rent money on whisky and none of my friends, family, local community, police or homelessness services have noticed that I am homeless and drunk".
I'm fairly certain we've been here before with Jack's teef being broken on an unsuspecting bread rollHer teeth sound absolutely bleeping foul the tit she’s constantly writing about them
TW / suicide
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be warned of mentions of teeth. but I've read it and I really, really hate teeth and now I'm queasy 
Why does she make up tit like this? It serves no purpose. Perhaps she has ‘work’ she wants to get out of in the morning
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