And neither are her feet, her choice of footwear doesn’t help
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Considering the sloppy offerings she loves to post pictures of, why are there no pics of the cookies?
Liar liar. Why are you like this, Jack? Pretending to bake bad cookies doesn't make you interesting nor quirky.
Liar liar. Why are you like this, Jack? Pretending to bake bad cookies doesn't make you interesting nor quirky.
I would imagine the few that would like to know are too afraid to ask as they have seen how quickly she turns on people so they sit back and wait for her to mention things herself before daring to ask.
Whether they realise it or not her squigs/flying monkeys are walking on eggshells.
Oh no. I can't watch that again. My eyeballs haven't recovered from yesterday. Honestly, if anyone hasn't seen it and is tempted to watch please be warned you may never, ever uncringe again
.Choochoo list! List!
Did we know that Jack didn't eat for three days in a row? I hope there was some food for her son and that he didn't starve for three days too. Especially when her family are so willing to send around meals, as they are doing now.
She never mentions anything like this ever
Why is she obsessed about her height? She is not particularly short, (for reference I’m 5’4”).
Have you just watch this @MancBee? Are you ok? Do you need assistance?
I can’t figure out what Jack’s trying to ~do~ with the ~tildes~ around words, but whenever she uses them I just picture her looking like this as she types.
She does work behind the scenes away from certain corners of the internet. Anyone who has DM'd her for this information privately will now have it in their inboxes. She will later harvest their stories in book 14.
Go well, pal.
Along with her boobs, that only she thinks are remarkable enough to mention all the time.
I had to skip through most of it. Jack's take on anything politacal is just so basic. As for her explanation about being non binary, it was mortifying.
She didn't like it when Toff stereotyped people on benefits, but then Jack went ahead and stereotyped people in senior and management rolls. As for complaining about nepotism (she didn't use that word, but it's what she meant) she's got a brass neck. There's no way she would have got that job in the call centre if not for her dad.
Then she talks about being non binary, "Some days i like to dress like a man" is just so insulting to non binary people. She has no idea about any of the crap she spouts; much of which is damaging to the cause she is supposedly championing.
I could go on, and on, and on, and on....and often do!
And relax.
Cookies with wholemeal flour will taste like tit.
Also she is remarkably average in height and personality.
Ah yes. The only piece of media I’ve ever seen that makes the Toff look like a reasonable person. In comparison to a very low bar to be fair.
a blind date between Jack and Sally would literally be the three Yorkshireman sketch but with social media narcs.
Probably because her ocado delivery hasn't arrived with her cookies in yet
Yes, I'm absolutely certain that this Best Ever wholemeal cookie recipe is going to be uploaded to your website toot suite, along with the bed soup, Peasant's Pudding, broccoli breakfast pasta...
She’s so far away from the ‘foodie’ platform that launched her career now it’s laughable.
What is her profile now? Rent-a-gob? Is she simply famous for not being famous, like the Lady Victoria Hervey of Slop?
What is her profile now? Rent-a-gob? Is she simply famous for not being famous, like the Lady Victoria Hervey of Slop?
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