Jack's best beloved Asda are joining other places trying to help families and children during the school holiday too, there are good things happening despite her constant wailing about starvation and cold cold cold.
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Noooo she must be the smolest of the small little starving pixies. If she was 5ft6 she’d just be an ordinary boring grown woman without a job who sits at home all day. But being teeny tiny makes her super scrappy and vulnerable
Might be worth adding the Vimes Boots Index to the new thread template, as of today it still hasn't been completed - I suppose the ONS are holding Jack back on this, as Jack's part was only goiing to take a weekend.
So many congratulations for Rishmate from Jack for coming first yesterday. Honestly, I am so happy that Jack put their differences aside and managed to say a big, fat “well done.”
Also happy she can “coax herself” to do things when simultaneously in a massive slump and living a life beyond her wildest dreams. Jack truly is amazing. All whilst putting up with ex partners who hated the way she dressed, hated her tattoos, seemingly hated her. Jack should be the one we look up to, aspire to be, in fact I am so in awe of her I can see why people pay her £x per month to do sweet duck all.
xoxo canal.
Also happy she can “coax herself” to do things when simultaneously in a massive slump and living a life beyond her wildest dreams. Jack truly is amazing. All whilst putting up with ex partners who hated the way she dressed, hated her tattoos, seemingly hated her. Jack should be the one we look up to, aspire to be, in fact I am so in awe of her I can see why people pay her £x per month to do sweet duck all.
xoxo canal.
So no reports from Jack of her life changing appointments with various shoulder medics yesterday?
Not only this but she seems to have an obsession with people accusing her of not 'looking' lesbian or being 'too' lesbian. She previously claimed that an ex (who by the timeline might have been Allegra or the policewoman) put her off wearing a certain (extremely expensive looking) designer leather jacket because the ex had told Jack 'you're not as butch as you think you are.'
This obsession with lesbian aesthetics rather than the substance of being a lesbian leads me to suspect that either Jack was never as secure in her lesbianism as she projected, or that she was far more interested in the aesthetics (and pissing off mum and dad?) than the identity per se.
or it might just all mean that Jack doesn't really know who she is. That could be true too.
I was once told that I dressed like a grungy lesbian (this was back in the day before I knew that was indeed exactly what I was 
). I had long hair but didn’t wear much make up and never wore flowery dresses preferring jeans and stompy boots. I just laughed and said I’m ok with that. In fact I’m stuck in the 90s and my love of stompy boots comes from then instead of who I am attracted to 
An obsession with whether you look like a lesbian or not suggests a poor sense of self and emotional immaturity.
Hi Jack
). I had long hair but didn’t wear much make up and never wore flowery dresses preferring jeans and stompy boots. I just laughed and said I’m ok with that. In fact I’m stuck in the 90s and my love of stompy boots comes from then instead of who I am attracted to An obsession with whether you look like a lesbian or not suggests a poor sense of self and emotional immaturity.
Hi Jack
Praise beans!
Someone else who's pretty well known on twitter (not a blue tick I don't think) tried to sell some art that she owns to raise funds for a chemo wig, and now someone else has started a fundraiser for the wig. The lady works hard and posts a lot of her work, but she's also been posting about her illness a lot, which makes sense because, you know, when you're chronically ill or otherwise very sick, you think and talk about it all the time.
...Anyway, squigs, don't even think about starting a Jack's New Shoulder Fund, OK? Good
And not a single one of her followers cares enough about her to ask how her consultation went. If I know someone is attending a specialist I always ask how they got on.
It's almost as if they don't care enough to have noticed that she mentioned her appointment only a couple of days ago.
I think for most of the squiggles Jack is like white noise, they know she's there but she's easy to ignore. They only notice her when she has a chaos.
Sure there is, Jack. I've forgotten - What was the last recipe she said she was going to upload to her site imminently, and suggested people sign up to for a notification when it landed? A couple of weeks ago, and still no sign of it.
The vast majority of those offers still require an adult to be buying a meal, like most offers for free or cheap kids' meal deals for decades. What person living in such poverty that they can't afford to feed their kids can simultaneously afford to eat out themselves? It's a nice little bonus for families who can think "mum will buy a breakfast and the kids eat free" or whatever but hardly helping to feed the allegedly starving huddled masses. I don't get it.
Was it the miso butter bedsoup?
I did a quick Google and there were 33 recipes for wholemeal flour cookies on the first page
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- Jack currently has 715 Patreon subscribers, each paying a minimum of £3.50 per month. There is a £44 per month tier which she could remove if nobody was using it, which leads the Canal to suspect there’s at least one
mugsubscriber. Worth noting Jack has not updated her Patreon since November 2020. - Jack has not revealed which ‘smaller charities’ would receive a boost following the big TeeMill sale of fascist merchandise which seen
Jack forced to hand over her own savings tothe Trussell Trust receive £10,000 of proceeds from 1st day sales. - Jack has not yet paid her tax despite having a recent phone call with HMRC and an appointment with her accountant.
- Jack bought a dog called
ContentLaurie who has recently been absent from social media -she was last spotted on 4th July. - Earlier this year, Jack created the Vimes Boots Index/VBI. This resulted in a number of people submitting receipts, sending tips to her PayPal in order to support this important work.
Unsurprisingly, after milking the cash cow dryUnfortunately as Jack is just one woman and a biro, she hasn’t yet got round to completing this work. - Jack has been saving money via a daily standing order, the money put away will either allow for 2 short breaks with SB, or if Jack doesn’t maintain her sobriety, a nice donation to an addiction charity. Jack has decided, in mid-July to plan a summer break for her and SB. This should be somewhere within reach of public transport which is disability accessible due to Jack’s walking stick. The location should also be an outstanding area of natural beauty or a national park, it should have no rough terrain but have wild camping available. It should be dog-friendly, reasonably cheap and could be in any of the 4 nations of the UK.
- Jack was cruelly left heartbroken by her ex-OH who has now been outed as a homophobic, tattoophobic friend.
Sali has Big bad E the pedal0 on her side
What's she on about, a slump? She was baking a storm for her publisher, accountant and other poor fuckers a couple of weeks ago, wasn't she? Didn't she do a twitter poll?
I fully agree, it’s totally performative, just like Jack.
ngl would pay literal cashos to see this. Does the Guardian still do that cringe blind date feature?
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