BIB. Babe, same. I've had two dogs from puppies and would only ever rescue an older dog in the future.
I had a newborn and a puppy at one point. Big mistake, HUGE
.You are 100% correct.
Jack Monroe #336 Her writing style makes me wish I’d never learnt to read
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I had a newborn and a puppy at one point. Big mistake, HUGE
.Jack for PM?
LOL can you imagine Jack facing the opposition at PMQs or being grilled by Sophie Rayworth or visiting Zelensky or getting a briefing from MI5.
There'd be shitting dog shaking, following by wild deflection, excuses, tall tales and finally "This is all really damaging my mental health, please leave me alone, I'M EXHAUSTED!" followed by a flounce off for a piss and a sandwich.
LOL can you imagine Jack facing the opposition at PMQs or being grilled by Sophie Rayworth or visiting Zelensky or getting a briefing from MI5.
There'd be shitting dog shaking, following by wild deflection, excuses, tall tales and finally "This is all really damaging my mental health, please leave me alone, I'M EXHAUSTED!" followed by a flounce off for a piss and a sandwich.
Hands up if you'd kinda like to see it though
She'd be erecting statues of herself first up.Hands up if you'd kinda like to see it though
Yes. If I were her, I'd be using it for engagement, boost the following, get everyone happy. Let them forget her idiotic posts. Then you can switch to Insta stories and direct everyone over there for more puppy fun. Get the numbers up on both platforms to increase the chance of brand deals.
I took pictures of my cat daily when she was a kitten. It was hard work with her, so I dread to think what a puppy would be like. Before that I'd never lived with a young animal as all ours were rescued.
Lads, I found a lovely independent Portuguese restaurant today. It's called Nando's, hope it stays around as the chicken was really well cooked.
We've got a seven month old poodle cross and puppy regret was a massive thing in our house, despite all of the careful consideration before we got her. It was way harder than having a baby. She's incredible and I love her beyond all reason, but there were moments when I would happily have sent her back to the breeder. Also our cat absolutely loathes her puppy playfulness and now lives upstairs permanently, I doubt Cooper is any different.
Forensic accuracy is kinda my flex
Do people not research these Muppets before promoting them for this kind of thing? (Rhetorical question, dear hearts)LOL can you imagine.
She'd have her face beamed onto Big Ben.
Bootstrap Cook would not only be on the GCSE Social Studies Syllabus, but the syllabuses for maths, science and eng lit too.
Radio 4's Thought for the Day would become "St Jack's Tweet of the Day"
In the law courts, defendants would no longer swear on the Bible or Quran but on a copy of Tin Can Cook.
She'd take the whole UK and Chairman Mao the fucker.
Chin up, babes.
(This would so be Jack).
(This would so be Jack).
is it at all possible to locate any of the Benedict Cumberscotch tweets? would pay good money to see them.
Yeah having a puppy is EFFORT.
I've had mine 6 weeks (I think) now and we're just celebrating the third day of no indoor toileting in a row.
And I still have to routinely prise cat shite out of his mouth.
I actually tried to search for some a couple of weeks ago and couldn't find any.
But they must be out there??
Jack Monroe: 'Twitter became like any addiction – this is terrible! I want more!’
As she turns 30, the activist and writer discusses social media, vegan pub food and her on-off love for Labour
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Jack talked about it here.
Christ that article gives quite a lot doesn't it?Jack Monroe: 'Twitter became like any addiction – this is terrible! I want more!’
As she turns 30, the activist and writer discusses social media, vegan pub food and her on-off love for Labour
Jack talked about it here.
The journalist writes that Jack is " bunged up with a heavy cold, sniffing and apologising for sniffing"....snowing?
It also shows how incredibly narcisstic she is. Huge issues like Northern Ireland and the murder of Jo Cox are seen purely through the prism of how they affect Jack.
Her ego is bigger than the WORLD.
I was in a Nando’s on a Saturday evening once. It was pretty chaotic as it had hit the crossover period between the tail end of people taking their children out for dinner and the start of lads going out on the lash lining their stomachs. In the middle of all this was an upper middle class, middle aged couple sipping wine and looking pained. Mr Dogs and I assumed the conversation had gone something like this.
Wife: Darling, I don’t feel like cooking tonight, do you fancy trying that new little Portuguese place in town?
Husband: Sounds good, it’ll bring back those heady days staying with Jeremy and Penny in their villa on the algarve.
Wife: I think it’s called Nando’s, shall I call and book a table? I wonder what their wine list is like…
Has anyone watched Vogue’s life in looks with Priscilla Presley? Not even halfway through yet but can’t stop laughing at how the only other person I can think of who publicly speaks about the paparazzi/public like she does is Jack. But Priscilla was marrying Elvis & making use of Frank Sinatra’s private jet. Compared to Jack live tweeting walks to Asda & trips on the overground 
From what I remember in practically every interview it's mentioned that she's full of cold/ starting with a cold/ getting over a cold.
Colombian flu can be a right pesky bastard.
Crikey those before and after photos have sent the budgie fleeing off the keyboard....
Possibly a prog rock album - JACKawocky and the Night Meats....
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