'You get out in the world, you take more tit. You climb a little higher, you take less tit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what tit even looks like. Welcome to the layer pumble, son'
Who wrote Strangers on a Train? For Jack it could be Wanker on a Train, Tile on a Train Floor or Mediterranean Arse Under a Train.Agatha Christie was also keen on train drama. Not sure I'll be paying for Jack's versions though...The Mystery of the Lost Tile? The Secret of the Meaty Backpack?
She really is a terrible writer.Why can't someone tell her she writes badly. Is she with a vanity publishing house? These people who love her work, they aren't buying it, they are reading it on her blog. What other authors does her publisher handle?
Exactly. I know this probably sounds absolutely ridiculous and I’m still finding it hard to articulate properly, but I feel sorry for the animals, I feel like it’s slightly violating them. I know they don’t know what’s going on, but it’s just… creepy. To me, there is a big difference between the dog-eating-boot video and this. Whereas to her I don’t think there is. I dunno, maybe it’s because while I love dogs, I’d never want one to lick me? She just takes it too far. It probably bothers me more than it should.she just doesn’t seem to realise how inappropriate it is to sexy pose with an animal.
If she didn't have a drawer full of them, she'd be the Cock-less Monster.The Essex Serpent?
LESS! It is 0.282%Jack's excerpt from the intro of The Hunger Names has so far got 1,550 likes. Can someone so some Big Maths and figure out what percentage of her 548.8k followers have liked it? I'm hoping it's somewhere in the region of 0.334%.
Glad to know we're not the only ones that find Jack Monroe: The Hunger Names totally distasteful.Jack's excerpt from the intro of The Hunger Names has so far got 1,550 likes. Can someone so some Big Maths and figure out what percentage of her 548.8k followers have liked it? I'm hoping it's somewhere in the region of 0.334%.
It's been a while since we had a duck off or a get fucked. Jack, bring back all the hits, we are enjoying the laughs today.Glad to know we're not the only ones that find Jack Monroe: The Hunger Names totally distasteful.
Hey Jack, no one wants your crappy book.
Now duck off.
And JK Rowling has principles.I found the TMC books oddly comforting like reading an episode of Midsummer Murders, but they are hardly works of literary note.
Watch her leap on JKR when the next Strike book is published "people want to compare me to JKR, were both single mothers and I've thought about writing a crime novel, but I'm nothing like her..." (Yeah Jackie because she's successful)
She blocked me for liking a tweet from the social media person train company person after she'd organised a pile on to them when she sat in the wrong seats coming back from friggin Scotland that time.Be warned squigs. The forecast is Spiky Jack.
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There needs to be some sort of three step authentication on spoilers.
I knew, KNEW, I shouldn’t look, and I still did. I’m resigning from the cabal, I’m evidently too stupid. I should be a jackolyte insteadThere needs to be some sort of three step authentication on spoilers.
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I'd like to see the outtakes, tbf.There needs to be some sort of three step authentication on spoilers.
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