I read bread as "Areola" at first and thought "Yup, that's Jack".
Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess
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Step four:There needs to be some sort of three step authentication on spoilers.
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Way behind today, (I’ve been at WORK, Jack), but unfortunately I think this may be why her book might sell - people are so dumbed down that they’re incapable of critical thinking and want everything told to them like some dystopian horror tale, hence the unspeakably tasteless name she’s elected to use for her ‘book’.
Beloved Taylor, meanwhile is BUSY rocking out with THAT MAN. And Jack? You can’t
That's not a lot for Jack is it. She used to get 6k plus likes in a couple of hours back in the halcyon days when she was bullying Jamie Oliver and getting TV show slots in reward.
I think the biggest difference is that JK Rowling knows how to write fiction and make it convincing.
Plus Rowling doesn't RENT and has been MARRIED to her OH for over 22 years. TOOT TOOT!
Just catching up so this will land somewhere weird, just in the murder mystery book title section, not a murder title and this has no doubt been suggested in the past but a new cookbook could be called Jack Monroe, Fifty Shades of Grey.
Yeah but I bet they're returned damn quick. I once had your first book out for 2 hours..... my friend who is a librarian said they boomerang in and out of the library......
No love, they're genuinely worried about the standard of shte being published in this country and how any old flopper can get a book deal ......
I feel that this tweet has not gotten the attention it deserves:
Jack, have you heard of a thing called rentier capitalism? Go on, of course you have, you cheeky little pixie - you've got all those Marx books haven't you? it's when someone gains a monopoly to a property, product or service, hogs it, and lives off it WITHOUT PRODUCING ANYTHING IN RETURN.
You know....a bit like your Patreon.
Jack, have you heard of a thing called rentier capitalism? Go on, of course you have, you cheeky little pixie - you've got all those Marx books haven't you? it's when someone gains a monopoly to a property, product or service, hogs it, and lives off it WITHOUT PRODUCING ANYTHING IN RETURN.
You know....a bit like your Patreon.
Careful, you’ll get her setting up a new patreon tier
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I don't think her flying monkeys are as vociferous as they usually are either.
Baggy sports bra and Spanx, with a little rats tail. How alluring.
I don’t care if this is early: THREAD TITLE!
I vaguely recall her asking people to send her their poverty stories. Did she say it was for 'research' or did she specifically mention that they would be used in a book from which she will presumably profit?
She said it was a book but promised to pay every one that got used. Hope people don’t see their stories used - even part of them - without payment arranged. It’s something like this that would definitely get a newspaper interested…
A study in slop by Jack "Moriarty"monroe
Yes, and then, IIRC, someone tweeted her (having emailed a bunch of times) asking what had happened with the personal story she had sent in. She was concerned because she had revealed very personal stuff in her story and was upset that Jack had not acknowledged it and it didn't appear to have been used. Jack got really shirty with her, claiming she couldn't find her email, then claiming she had many thousands of emails, then claiming she'd deleted the person's story after all.
Her collection of fugly designer trainers is extensive
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