Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess

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Mack Jonroe, the Pixie Detective series.
1. Case of the missing charity money
2. The mystery of the missing arch lever files
Canal, feel free to pitch your ideas for the much-anticipated collection
The mystery of the missing manners
and the hunt for the missing job
 
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I could play this game for hours but need to go to Asda with the junior Elastoblasts in search of new joycons for the Nintendo switch I allow them to play on an actual TV. I won't walk as it's a few miles and no pavement for most of it
 
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Blurb revealed!

Jack Monroe's MURDER ON THE SIDEBOARD by Jack Monroe

TV chef Jimmy Olivier was a man with many enemies...a plagiarist, a bully, a UKIP fan, a fat-tongued condescending twit - but who killed him? When Jimmy is found facedown in a pool of poisoned salad bag pesto, amateur sleuth Ms Jake Hepburn swings into action, and soon uncovers a veritable pumble of mendacious lies and deceit...

"Wonderful. I bought 30 copies and urge you to do the same. Jack does such good for so many people." - Nigella Lawson
 
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This is unbelievably creepy. It’s exactly the kind of thing I was referring to a few threads ago when I said she doesn’t have the right boundaries between humans and animals / owners and pets. Again, I’m really not suggesting anything actually wrong, just… off. I can’t pinpoint exactly why but it’s just not quite right. It makes my skin crawl. It’s disturbingly childlike.

And as for “t*g*l*s” (can’t write that word out without irreversible physical cringe), I think dear @TurnedUpInTipp said it best. Christ indeed.
Her legs look horrible also. She does know that 25,000 steps a day will give you massive calves right? Rather than whatever stringy tit she calls leg muscles? Right? Err...
 
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