Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess

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panda_eyes

panda_eyes

Nothing on Twitter. Nothing on Instagram. She could put it in her ever changing twitter bio but I guess that would show she has consumerist principles....
 
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Charitas

Charitas

Jelly Bean said:
And how is Jack telling other people to steal things in anyway a gotcha to being called a rampant capitalist?
Being a shoplifter doesn't inherently make you anti capitalist. Her daft research into her daft politics book should have helped her work that out.
So pleased that particular barb by the squig has made her so annoyed 😂 Truth hurts.
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maybe she is thinking of Psmith journalist, creation of P. G Whodehouse, who believed all property was theft so liberating it from it's original owner was an act of communism. It is of course possible the author was taking the piss in the same gentle way as he did with the black shorts who popped up in Jeeves and Wooster saying ridiculous Mosely like things
 
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ContentCrunch

ContentCrunch

jenny2603 said:
Imagine the scenes at Superdrug HQ when they discuss how the brand collab is going: "well so far she's told everyone to put shampoo in their washing machines and steal what they need from our stores".
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When you put it like that…
 
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Mr Krabs

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FrumpyCat said:
Ahh, that was Jack's two days working in an unspecified role at a private rehab place.

Not working in a supermarket and being spat at, threatened, and racially abused by the type of person Jack would cross the road to avoid. Because that isn't traumatizing for the staff that work there.

Like Jack, I know which side I'm on.
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Can’t believe Jack has worked in a brothel, a rehab centre, and a supermarket that was so terrifying it sounds like it was on skid row. What a life.
 
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Jelly Bean

Jelly Bean

panda_eyes said:
Other than the initial announcement about her being a brand ambassador, has there been a peep about Superdrug from her other than the Lorraine interview which was just shite? If I were them I'd definitely want my money back.
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And she never announced the official announcement. In fact I don't think she has mentioned Superdrug at all on SM.

And her mental gymnastics to say she didn't encourage shoplifting is in itself mental gymnastics.
 
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Tell.A.Tale

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ChickenPorridge said:
Jack's crime thriller series would simply be called Nightmeat and I really think it could take off. I keep singing it along to the tune of Heartbeat though which kinda takes the edge off a bit.
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You’re all going to think I’m a weirdo but when I sing “Nightmeat” it’s to the tune of SexBomb and I can never unhear it to that beat 🎶
Nightmeat, Nightmeat, you’re my Nightmeat
The musical even has the smol pixie skipping along to the bright blue lights of Tesco, under the Southend starlit sky
 
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jenny2603

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Charitas said:
maybe she is thinking of Psmith journalist, creation of P. G Whodehouse, who believed all property was theft so liberating it from it's original owner was an act of communism. It is of course possible the author was taking the piss in the same gentle way as he did with the black shorts who popped up in Jeeves and Wooster saying ridiculous Mosely like things
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I LOVE Psmith so much. Practical socialism!
 
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NellieBoo

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Tell.A.Tale said:
You’re all going to think I’m a weirdo but when I sing “Nightmeat” it’s to the tune of SexBomb and I can never unhear it to that beat 🎶
Nightmeat, Nightmeat, you’re my Nightmeat
The musical even has the smol pixie skipping along to the bright blue lights of Tesco, under the Southend starlit sky
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Babe, same x
 
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