Jack Monroe #335 Boob, I guess

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Edie Po

Grunking like shit so fuck knows where this will land.
Erm 1 Jack you little shister.. you're the QUEEN of capitalism you utter ding bat.. money for fuckall with your rattling and patroen.

Also what the shit .. ring binders,pens,highlighters .... she's a one women well dickhead stationery box.
 
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instacharlie

Yep, sod all the staff who get paid minimum wage who then get a bollocking because stuff is walking out the door, or the threats they get if they attempt to stop someone. They have enough shit to put up with on a daily basis as it is.
 
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colouredlines

If Jack's Twitter feed were my only source of information about the United Kingdom, I would expect to see rafts of desperate, starving British people crossing the English Channel every day while dictator Boris Johnson and the poor-hating queen watch porn and share a leg of lamb.

She is so incredibly blind to her own privilege, there are no words.
 
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ContentCrunch

18 pages left to grunk and the kids lunches need making. Woe. Woe is me. Need to hand my notice in tomorrow there’s not enough hours in the day for this shit. Send cashos.
 
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Holasenoritax

Limey said:
This picture, though. Cosplaying what she thinks a down and out drug addict looks like.

She's one of the biggest dickheads operating in Britain today, and there's is stiff competition.
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Cosplaying what she thinks a down and out drug addict looks like. This is so accurate I bet she done the same thing when she worked in a brothel, cosplaying what she thinks an escort might look like. She's always cosplaying because she's a compulsive liar.
 
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NellieBoo

I'm willing to bet that lurpak being security tagged isn't because people are shoving it up their jumpers as they are starving. It's an easily concealed, high value item that can be sold on for cash which isn't used to buy food. Things like individually packaged steaks in our local asda have been security for years for the same reason. She's such a twat .
 
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Satisfying Click

Marmalade Atkins said:
Are we allowed to steal stuff from Superdrug?
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I did a placement in a store once, many moons ago. Let's call it Bloopersmug. The most commonly stolen items were razors (often stuffed into sanitary towel packets) then sold elsewhere. I know times have changed, but Jack as usual, fails to grasp the finer points.

"If you see someone stealing, fucking leave them alone, I'm not a grass!" I guess Jack wants that to stretch to her Kickstarter and Patreon
 
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fairylights2000

I got a shock at the price of Lurpak so ordered Sainsbury's own brand equivalent instead and I hate it now I have a massive thing of butter I hate but don't want to waste
 
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traumatised sideboard

Which country is it where you're prosecuted and subsequently imprisoned for nicking a tub of Lurpak? What the fuck is designer butter? Marc Jacobs Lurpak by Lurpak, for Lurpak Ltd? Does she mean artisan? I am perplexed. As always, more questions than answeros.

Edit: I don't think Lurpak is artisan, it's premium. I don't even eat butter, wtf am I on about.
 
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Terrible

I like nice thick slices of salty butter, thicker than the bread if possible. I do buy Norpack now though, unless Old Harold is snoring when I’m doing the shopping order, and then I spite order expensive stuff.

Anyway. Has she actually put the news on tonight, or looked at anything except her own Twatter? Political Commentator my arse.
 
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instacharlie

Satisfying Click said:
"If you see someone stealing, fucking leave them alone, I'm not a grass!" I guess Jack wants that to stretch to her Kickstarter and Patreon
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Does this also apply to people breaking into sheds and garages? Afterall, they might be hungry and desperate. Jack lives in a pricey area so she can obviously afford to replace stuff if it gets stolen right?
 
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