Jack Monroe #334 Wafting around Asda like a Smartprice Ghost

[People-huv-tae-know]

I think it might be someone who reads or contributes here. Just a hunch. And I could kind of see the name and it looked like it could be Scottish…someone Scottish from here hasn’t posted in a while.

I’m sure if it is the person I’m thinking then they would have to be lying about being a Patreon. And what they’re saying is very measured and of course true. But if it looks like an account that’s just been created, then that will be Jack’s get out of jail free card and other Squigs may be reluctant to push it.

Just to say its not me as I don't have twitter these days and I value my Tattle account too much. I've been grunking since yesterday evening and still not finished. Send cashos.

 

[Captainmouse]

I think your phone is doing the LJC's work by not inflicting any more TERRIBLE clips of Jack.

(Although I'm guessing being a pre-record, Jack won't be doing her
impression.)

Oh I think she will

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Ostapbender]

No point. Jack is too traumatised to answer the door.

Jack screaming from a window "Is that you? It's open! Door's unlocked!" Like somebody's granny

 

[ChilliBean]

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Nip slip!!!!!

 

[LavaFlake]

We're in thot shot era I fear.

Also how bleeping huge is her garden.

Also also... filler top up? It looks like she's getting a decent amount of ml in her lower lip too now...

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Lazarus]

Sorry, another one but couldn't resist. This isn't about the dog!
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It’s a filter. In her truest form she looks more like Burglar Bill than whatever version this person is looking at!!

 

[Orphan_Black]

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Tell me you love yourself without saying a word.

#Thirsty

 

[Captainmouse]

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Glad you're busy, working through your things to do list, it’s extremely long, lots of recipes promised etc

 

[Elastoblast]

I'm not arthritic but I have bad joints. I find climbing into a hammock a far from relaxing affair. PS Jack you don't need an OH you love yourself enough

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Why would you keep your horrid shoes on in the hammock?

 

[I’MBUSY!]

We're in thot shot era I fear.

Also how bleeping huge is her garden.

Also also... filler top up? It looks like she's getting a decent amount of ml in her lower lip too now...

Exactly the same as when SHE LEFT. All this is for the benefit of OH.

Listen, Jack, he knows what you look like already.

ETA that’s clearly not what he’s worried about. She can post as many thirst traps as she likes, it’s not going to make him reassess the fact she’s a narc nightmare. Be strong, OH!

 

[Django]

That's not my Jack, it doesn't have Tiffany earrings.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Awww she put on a nice clean vest for this year's post-breakup thot shots. And then coupled that with lycra shorts and Crocs

 

[JeanBurns76]

I remember her telling squigs they were missing the point of Jack's work, or words to that effect.

That’s not good! I didn’t know that! Now I do feel like she should apologise for that!

 

[Orphan_Black]

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That's not my Jack, it doesn't have Tiffany earrings.

Got Ray Bans though.

 

[ChilliBean]

Do we think the nip slip was deliberate as part of her thot shot

 

[Django]

Awww she put on a nice clean vest for this year's post-breakup thot shots. And then coupled that with lycra shorts and Crocs

Harold will have a conniption when he gazes upon what he let slip through his hands.

 

[LavaFlake]

Do we think the nip slip was deliberate as part of her thot shot

Yes, absolutely x