Hey, we've just seen Pat 1999 in classic EE, she was a handsome woman who was able to keep two men. Jack has no mans. She wishes she had Pat's swagger (and earrings).
Jack Monroe #334 Wafting around Asda like a Smartprice Ghost
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"Oh hi Harold! Gosh I completely forgot you were coming over today, I didn't even remember to put on a bra. No Tiffany earrings because I'm a strong independent woman who doesn't need you in my life anymore. I'm just feeling so very nonchalant, you know? Oh, did I tell you, someone invited me to Paris for the weekend? No big deal..."
She's like a spoiled year 10 in that I can imagine her being asked, "Are you playing with your phone in that hammock?" "No, I'm WORKING." "Doing what?" "WORK"
Crocs though, what were her thoughts?
a). If I wear crocs I can deny it was a thirst trap?
b). I just love crocs
c). I even look sexayyyy in crocceroonies because I am a smol manic pixie dream non-binary hottie.
a). If I wear crocs I can deny it was a thirst trap?
b). I just love crocs
c). I even look sexayyyy in crocceroonies because I am a smol manic pixie dream non-binary hottie.
'Remember how you told me I needed to see a doctor? Wellllll .....' <laughs maniacally>
Doesn't she have multiple appointments today? Why isn't she dressed?
Where is this admin work? I see nothing in the hammock with her. Is documenting her face her admin work?
Where is this admin work? I see nothing in the hammock with her. Is documenting her face her admin work?
When my shoulder hurts I find holding a camera up for multiple thot shots the best way to rehab it.
For Jack, scrolling twitter and picking fights is work. She has basically admitted it.
Oh we all like a pair of Crocs though, don't we?
Yeah, not in a bleeping thot shot though Jack.
Hot hot water and a scratchy flannel are why you look mesolithic at 30-something, Jack, and have to facetune everything into the uncanny valley. Buy some retinol and some SPF, I beg of you.
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Yikes, wait til SB's school bullies find out he tops and tails in a hammock with his pals.
I love her use of the word 'admin'.
She's like a toddler, she has no concept of what a proper job entails, so it's just 'admin'. Everything requires admin in Jack's world.
She's like a toddler, she has no concept of what a proper job entails, so it's just 'admin'. Everything requires admin in Jack's world.
Paging Superdrug... paging Superdrug... Your brand partner's gone rogue again.
I’ve always been put off having a puppy as they seem such hard work and so busy all the time, why is Jacks so laid back? My kittens were harder work than this
How is your most disturbing book of childhood not Flowers in the Attic? Also fulfils this brief. You must be young
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