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She's wanting positive attention after the mini revolt last night. Time to whip those double-E norks out! (Really bleeping tragic, Jack.)
Jack Monroe #334 Wafting around Asda like a Smartprice Ghost
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She's wanting positive attention after the mini revolt last night. Time to whip those double-E norks out! (Really bleeping tragic, Jack.)
Send defibrill-os.
FaceTune out in force again I see. Nothing around the eyes, contouring looking good, no wrinkles, nothing. What happened to her hideous legs as well?
I still can’t see her as attractive, she’s just a vile little rodent that needs to be stamped on.
I still can’t see her as attractive, she’s just a vile little rodent that needs to be stamped on.
Good grief! She's going to do something cringe and desperate like offer to clean Harolds big car in that get up.
There is nothing attractive about her due to her abhorrent personality. It makes her radiate bad vibes.
Not a fan of those gormless head-tilted poses. I mean, if you're 16 and feeling great? No worries. Mid thirties with a possible deliberate nip-slip is just a bit gauche, darling.
Did she facetune the sky again?
Also a hammock is not a place to do eve light admin from without causing long term damage.
In an old job one of my team decided to work from their sofa rather than the nice desk and chair we paid for for them to work from home with. We were not impressed when they then had to have time off for various specialist appointments etc. The OH (occupational health, not Harold) recommendations were that she...sit at a desk with a proper chair...
Also a hammock is not a place to do eve light admin from without causing long term damage.
In an old job one of my team decided to work from their sofa rather than the nice desk and chair we paid for for them to work from home with. We were not impressed when they then had to have time off for various specialist appointments etc. The OH (occupational health, not Harold) recommendations were that she...sit at a desk with a proper chair...
I didn't need to see Jack's nipple, today or any other day.
Free the nipple and all that for everyone except Jack.
Free the nipple and all that for everyone except Jack.
Lazing about in the titty bungalow, relatable Monday morning eh Jack?
I'll donate to the tip jar if she puts them away!
(Bet all her neighbours are praying for rain!)
Is that Jack? She's like a tit Pokémon
I already feel ill I did not need nip slip Jack today 
Well at least it wasn’t the sideboard again.
She does have a penchant for wearing items from the PE dept lost property bin when posting her thirst traps doesn’t she?
She does have a penchant for wearing items from the PE dept lost property bin when posting her thirst traps doesn’t she?
Just a bit much for a Monday, isn't it? Pamela next door's just trying to hang out her laundry and she's got to contend with Smartprice breast.
If Daily Mail sidebar of shame won’t come to Jack, Jack will come to Daily Mail sidebar of shame.
I dont understand why she bothers with facetune. We all saw Lorraine, we know she looks like Pat Butcher circa 1999.
No one with arthritis is clambering in and out of a hammock and no one, regardless of agility, is working from one.
I wish someone would ask her what face tuning app she uses. You too can remake yourself into Julia Roberts with the right technology and all morning to play around with it.
I wish someone would ask her what face tuning app she uses. You too can remake yourself into Julia Roberts with the right technology and all morning to play around with it.
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