Jack Monroe #334 Wafting around Asda like a Smartprice Ghost

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Sideboard Bob

Sideboard Bob

Welcome to thread 334 everyone! Thread title congratulations to @TheDragonWithAFlagon for the words and @BlendedSlop for nominating them! Your prize is Not Chard.

In the last thread Jack tweeted a lot. If anyone can manage to recap it I will be eternally grateful!

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MaineCoonMama

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Jack did all manner of smol pixie hi-jinks including a blended 'bed' soup and mixing up seeds. She's arguing with squiggles on Twitter and we may have spotted an actual apology.
Jack's selling her smelly used clothing, there's no doubt a lingering honk of bollock sausage, radish and chard. She's off Tinder now, and cancelled her dates with the phantom blokes.
Still no Vagrant Breath Index, and possibly a smol Patrecon mutiny spotted toward the end of the thread. Pumble on, my dudes.
 
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Sideboard Bob

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MaineCoonMama said:
Jack did all manner of smol pixie hi-jinks including a blended 'bed' soup and mixing up seeds. She's arguing with squiggles on Twitter and we may have spotted an actual apology.
Jack's selling her smelly used clothing, there's no doubt a lingering honk of bollock sausage, radish and chard. She's off Tinder now, and cancelled her dates with the phantom blokes.
Still no Vagrant Breath Index, and possibly a smol Patrecon mutiny spotted toward the end of the thread. Pumble on, my dudes.
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Thank you for the recap MCM! A Not Chard is on its way to 1 Australia Street, Australia Town as we speak!
 
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LavaFlake

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Wait didn't she not know what an agapanthus was until the other day. I hope that's not a new purchase lol...
 
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Ostapbender

Ostapbender

Goodbye, sad trips to ASDA. Hello, garden centre.
Garden centres are full of tat from floor to ceiling, even those shoe brush hedgehogs will NOT be safe. Sorry pal
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L3moning

At the rate these threads are moving lately they might actually end up catching Mrs Hinch for the most threads on the forum.
 
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Valiofthedolls

Valiofthedolls

Sideboard Bob said:
In the last thread Jack tweeted a lot. If anyone can manage to recap it I will be eternally grateful!
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I believe I can help you there, my dude. See below, repeat ad Infinitum. Lights on and off so much she could be signaling ships at sea.

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(ETA the above is a live photo of my bedroom at 525am. Send artistic praise-os)

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Onestorytoomany

Onestorytoomany

Does this means there is nothing in the patron tiers then except maybe tears? Can someone explain?
 
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Whaa?

I hope that seeing this squig protest may encourage others to pipe up. Hundreds of squigs joined her Patreon following Nigellas post. Odds are that they follow Jack on twitter.
 
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Valiofthedolls

Valiofthedolls

My dudes, I have just encountered this in my heartbreak archway of plastic ivy and deadly plants on the internet and it is serendipitous COMEDY GOLD.

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