Jack Monroe #334 Wafting around Asda like a Smartprice Ghost
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I think she'll plan it so the ex walks in while she's mid-meeting.
"Oh sorry Harold, just sorting out my accounts like the functional adult I am. Bet you didn't expect THAT, did you?"
She'll grandly escort him into the lockable flower room to wait whilst she wraps up her meeting. This will be the last we see of Harold for quite some time.
Yeah because all bosses want reluctant staff! FFS!All of the fawning Jack Monroe should have her own tv show tweets are
This one takes the biscuit...View attachment 1390716
Ah come on, pal. Bit early for a Monday
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Yes Harold will be last so he walks in while the others are there and she looks BUSY and important.
Squirrel in a pedal bin, chapeau squig
I think what she means is, after a segment on a crappy show she said, " how about this for a show?!" To the producer and he said" maybe"
The end.
Pity Harold being last. She'll be in a vile mood by then, I can't see the accountant and publisher being full of love.
Should Nigella be responsible though? It’s like me going on Twitter or Insta or whatever and saying the same thing! I got this or that from this store/seller! (Which, with good service, I do give a shout out)! Whoever reads that is responsible for themselves if they do decide to buy from it or them. My level of service may not be what they find acceptable. I mean yes, she’s got a huge following etc but to me, if you hang off someone’s every word then more fool you. I absolutely adore Gino (chef, I’m allowed to, I’m really old) but at almost a fiver for his ready meal in Asda I’m not buying it! He could come to my house and bang it in the microwave for me. I’m still not paying it! I wouldn’t even be tempted to pay it if he banged something else either! Sorry but it’s a bleeping smart price meal in Gino designed packaging! 
Am I making sense? (I’m knackered)!
I just think in this day and age, especially, people need to be more self aware! I do agree that Nigella should of done her homework before sharing her Patreon! But she’s Nigella. She’s to busy having a line at a dinner party ffs! It’s like these women who go bat tit crazy over Mrs Hinch and her cleaning products. WHY???
Jack can deny it all she wants, she’s an influencer. Not your typical TOWIE one no, she’s just no different to them in the fact she scrounges money, freebies and will hang off anyone’s word for a few quid kicked her way!
Am I making sense? (I’m knackered)!
I just think in this day and age, especially, people need to be more self aware! I do agree that Nigella should of done her homework before sharing her Patreon! But she’s Nigella. She’s to busy having a line at a dinner party ffs! It’s like these women who go bat tit crazy over Mrs Hinch and her cleaning products. WHY???
Jack can deny it all she wants, she’s an influencer. Not your typical TOWIE one no, she’s just no different to them in the fact she scrounges money, freebies and will hang off anyone’s word for a few quid kicked her way!
Does anyone ever think the accounts that do this to people are actually Jack? I just picture her with multiple devices logged into different Twitter accounts all replying to each other! I’m not jokin either!
I really feel for themI imagine it more like the Alan Partridge radio documentary where he's chatting to the team until his wife appears and they have a loud, muffled argument in the background, leaving Alan in tears while the team uneasily try to continue chatting
I do believe Nigella does hold some responsibility, yes. She heavily bigged up Jack, directed people to her Patreon, and then when it was pointed out how dodgy Jack is, she doubled down on it.Should Nigella be responsible though? It’s like me going on Twitter or Insta or whatever and saying the same thing! I got this or that from this store/seller! (Which, with good service, I do give a shout out)! Whoever reads that is responsible for themselves if they do decide to buy from it or them. My level of service may not be what they find acceptable. I mean yes, she’s got a huge following etc but to me, if you hang off someone’s every word then more fool you. I absolutely adore Gino (chef, I’m allowed to, I’m really old) but at almost a fiver for his ready meal in Asda I’m not buying it! He could come to my house and bang it in the microwave for me. I’m still not paying it! I wouldn’t even be tempted to pay it if he banged something else either! Sorry but it’s a bleeping smart price meal in Gino designed packaging!
Am I making sense? (I’m knackered)!
I just think in this day and age, especially, people need to be more self aware! I do agree that Nigella should of done her homework before sharing her Patreon! But she’s Nigella. She’s to busy having a line at a dinner party ffs! It’s like these women who go bat tit crazy over Mrs Hinch and her cleaning products. WHY???
Jack can deny it all she wants, she’s an influencer. Not your typical TOWIE one no, she’s just no different to them in the fact she scrounges money, freebies and will hang off anyone’s word for a few quid kicked her way!
Does anyone ever think the accounts that do this to people are actually Jack? I just picture her with multiple devices logged into different Twitter accounts all replying to each other! I’m not jokin either!
I've really gone right off her now, it truly did feel like she was being spiteful to people when she did the doubling down.
Ah yes, TV bosses working in one of the most competitive industries there is routinely ignore the thousands of people champing at the bit for a break in favour of dragging a shittiing dog on to a show to amaze us with a truly breathtaking lack of food knowledge, skill or talent.
Sorry Fraus I let her get to me It doesn't happen often but she really Tested my Tenas with that one.
It doesn't happen often but she really Tested my Tenas with that one.I don't think OH will show, he would be wise just to let things be. If she is truly heartbroken he should just let her heal, him coming around and then leaving will make her spiral again. If he doesn't want her now, he never will. There was a reason he ended it and he shouldn't let sympathy cloud. It just make it worse later on when he chucks her again.
Someone send Harold, who I not convinced really existed as described by Jack. to mumsnet.
They will tell him anyone can end a relationship for any reason. It doesn't have to be a 'good' reason (but I bet it is) just a reason that is good enough for him. Especially in such a short relationship. And he shouldn't have agreed /asked to meet any children. That's what mumsnet will say.
I am going to use that to describe my line manager every time they are expected to take responsibility for anything (ie do their job)
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Harold should send his brother round to collect the toothbrush for him. The worst that could happen is an unsolicited nuzzle.
I just had a quick search on twatter and I couldn’t see the double down and I can’t remember the screenshot. Does anyone have the receipt if this? I’ve always like Nigella and I was under the impression she was doing it rather naively.
An accountant, a publisher, and a Harold walk in to a shity bungalow...
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