Oh FFS, has she been on Inside the Factory? Why does she have to pop up and besmirch everything I like? ITF was my safe space
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The Secret Garden is a book about straight up child abuse (specifically Muchhausens by Proxy) and I can't believe it was foisted on kids for decades!
Lockdown Larder was truly dreadful. He answer to everything was bung it in a curry or bung it in a tagine without any instructions of how to made said curry or tagine. Jack, if they have to ask it's probably fair to assume they don't know how to make a tagine!
She also implied that all curries are basically the same and that they are made by bunging in some curry powder AT THE END of cooking ffs
Careful Jack your colonialism is showing
Yeah. An episode called Baked Beans. She looked smug, wore her BOY cap, and cooked a meal for some unfortunate guests using tinned food. It's online, but my phone won't let me link for some annoying reasonOh FFS, has she been on Inside the Factory? Why does she have to pop up and besmirch everything I like? ITF was my safe space
My MIL died and we got sent two orchids - one of the most difficult flowers to grow. Just what you want when you’re deep in grief
BIB: Thread title nomination.
I think your phone is doing the LJC's work by not inflicting any more TERRIBLE clips of Jack.
(Although I'm guessing being a pre-record, Jack won't be doing her
impression.)
I can't actually breathe after reading that excoriating but accurate description
BBC News website featuring an article on how to save on your weekly shop. Clearly written, and featuring tips and advice from lesser known people than Jack. Yeah for simple, helpful advice. Article also asks for people to get in touch with their tips and add their name if willing to be contacted by a journalist. All up in , you guessed it.
It's the big day today, lads. I wonder what order the guests will arrive in? I'm going for: accountant, publisher and then Harold.
Sorry if it's been said already, but when I think of Jack pitching shows to TV execs, it's all monkey tennis and SMELL MY CHEESE, YOU MOTHER!
If it doesn't go well with OH she'll pitch a "getting over heartbreak" in fifty brown recipes "
I thought It was Tuesday they were coming
I agree. That way, she can say she’s on top of her finances, has her book(s) in place and therefore can try to win OH back.
No, dear heart. Tuesday is when Jack phones HMRC.
Poor Jack has such a tough life, please send copeos.
I think she'll be demanding an explanation from poor Harold but will try to argue against any reason he gives to win him back.
Absolutely howled at this
I've said it but by Christ I'm gonna say it again because she keeps peddling out this tit.
YOU DIDN'T PITCH ANYTHING. Where was the deck? Where was the sizzle? Which channels were you pitching it to? Who would get you in for a pitch?
Or, yet again, are you talking out of your know-nothing Mediterranean arse?
What Jack means lads is she sent a text or an email to someone she met for five minutes filming one of her blink and you'll miss it segments. They maybe even kindly responded saying it was a great idea and they would 'run it up the flagpole'. They did not.
You do not and you have not ever pitched a television show. Glad I could clear that up for you.
Lots of love, someone who actually has been part of a TEAM that has.
YOU DIDN'T PITCH ANYTHING. Where was the deck? Where was the sizzle? Which channels were you pitching it to? Who would get you in for a pitch?
Or, yet again, are you talking out of your know-nothing Mediterranean arse?
What Jack means lads is she sent a text or an email to someone she met for five minutes filming one of her blink and you'll miss it segments. They maybe even kindly responded saying it was a great idea and they would 'run it up the flagpole'. They did not.
You do not and you have not ever pitched a television show. Glad I could clear that up for you.
Lots of love, someone who actually has been part of a TEAM that has.
Nah she’ll be trying to show him what he’s missing. He’s gonna walk in to a rank pot of simmering chicken porridge with botulism salad bag pesto and Jack will be lounging on the counter in nothing but an aged Calvin Klein sports bra
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