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Jack Monroe #333 Bootsnack crook
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As someone new to this thread I was super surprised to watch that del monte Instagram thing and see her personality after following her on Twitter. It’s like two completely different people
I actually feel quite bad for the one on the Instagram. She’s clearly super awkward and has literally zero sex appeal. I just want to pat her on the shoulder and ask if she’s ok. She looked so nervous. Then on Twitter you have this loud mouth, arrogant, always has something to say version of herself.
Was not expecting that at all, I’d only read about her and read her tweets. Despite being an hole, on Twitter she comes across so much more smooth in terms of wit and sounding vaguely interesting but god, I feel bad for anyone meeting her on tinder if pineapple witch is what you end up getting
I actually feel quite bad for the one on the Instagram. She’s clearly super awkward and has literally zero sex appeal. I just want to pat her on the shoulder and ask if she’s ok. She looked so nervous. Then on Twitter you have this loud mouth, arrogant, always has something to say version of herself.
Was not expecting that at all, I’d only read about her and read her tweets. Despite being an hole, on Twitter she comes across so much more smooth in terms of wit and sounding vaguely interesting but god, I feel bad for anyone meeting her on tinder if pineapple witch is what you end up getting
How is a 10 medium?
Ah so it’s not the alligator in the bath now it’s a frog in a kettle
. I love a good analogy but this ain’t it
Did someone call? *sniff* Sorry, I’ve got a cold. Don’t worry though, I’ll drag myself bodily through it. I had a beep on the transwarp communicator? Was that you? *sniff* I’m really busy and living my best life in the future. Toot toot! I’m selling all my clothes if you’re interested. I have no need for them now, as you can see. Well, apart from hats. *sniff* Check out my listings on Minted, the second-hand sales platform for those who don’t need the cashoes. *sniff* Right, gotta go water the space-chard. Toodles. *sniff*
Plus if she has indeed dealt with any form of losing a pregnancy that Dr route might actually be wise. No matter what sort of loss it was she needs to address it properly.
Oh god, lights off again I see. I hope she’s got some black dye ready to go.
Making squigs feels guilty - check
Every now and again she experiences a flash of insight into the kind of person she is. And that's when the lights go off.
And a 'major heartbreak'?! You were only together for a few months! I bet it was news to Harold that you'd planned mortgages, babies and a forever home one week into the relationship.
And a 'major heartbreak'?! You were only together for a few months! I bet it was news to Harold that you'd planned mortgages, babies and a forever home one week into the relationship.
She could go to Asda any day/time of the week, why choose the busiest time? Silly prune.
ETA-they had MORE mini breaks plnned? Damn, Jack, OH made bank on fugly hats. You're mourning the lost of lifestyle over the person, nice.
ETA-they had MORE mini breaks plnned? Damn, Jack, OH made bank on fugly hats. You're mourning the lost of lifestyle over the person, nice.
Jack really misses that big car 
Mate. Pal. Where's that eyeroll emoji
eta: it is truly giving Facebook comment to a friend after a long term relationship, in which case you'd still want the person to just hit the group chat because not everyone has your best interests at heart; putting it out in public in such a martyred manner is... well, just stop it!
She'll go ape tit tomorrow when the in laws don't come round for a sloppy roast.Jack really misses that big car
Yeah I had a look on Vinted earlier and a size 16 is listed as XXL, they can duck right off with that.
Back on topic, why would you choose to go to the supermarket on a Saturday afternoon when you could go any time during the week when it's quieter?
A major heartbreak and the piece by piece readjustment of a life is very, very telling.
the relationship was no more than 6m old. Perhaps the following of wedding dress and veil pages on Instagram, thepregnancy breadcrumbing, the references to in-laws, the references to outlaws, the constant OH’ing, the talk of forever homes, big cars, countless trips, fancy gifts on top of the Twitter rants, etc etc all paint a very overwhelming picture of what it’s like to be in the early days of a relationship with her.
Amazing! Harold got custody of all the mutuals in the split.
She enjoys wallowing, doesn't she? Back in the Burglar Bill get-up today I guess.
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