I recently spotted a photo of her ex collecting her honorary doctorate, wearing a f*****g amazing pink velvet jacket (and looking clean and healthy as well) - don’t borrow wardrobe tips from her, Jack - just don’t.
Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar
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Thankyou dearheart. I was reading her (deleted) tweets trying to formulate the words as to why she is blowing out of arse yet again.
Jack doing Step 9 there despite never having done anything wrong and always being the victim in any given situation. Quite extraordinary.
Sorry I know that everyone's probably moved on from this but between the beige turtleneck and her mushroomy hairdo Jack looks like an actual penis.
My last dog did this. She once ran across our bed weeing. That was a fun experience, laundering a king size duvet and all the sheets.
I have no idea where this will fall as I’m always lurking and grunking but there’s a fab guy on Instagram called whatwillycook who posts delicious recipes - he just posted one for a sausage carbonara and at the end he says “your dad makes a similar dish but using spaghetti hoops and pepperami” and all I could think was JACK 
If Jack falls down her stairs and there‘s nobody to witness it, does anyone give a tit?
I hope she wears her red cape so they all know what a hero she is.
She was showing off her sweeties to someone, IIRC
I think you meant “I know, it’s my ~literal~ job.”, Jack. C’mon, language is important.
check out the Southend English Jacktionary dear heart
She has no idea, female dog pee on the lawn
They know, they know. I imagine tonights meeting will be a Jack special during which everyone will insist on sharing how much they admire Jack's body of work.
She was either swiping off a bit of snow or shooting out a massive boogie. No in between in my mind.
They'll have a crate of 0% Heinies and a caterpillar cake ready for her.
Perhaps she’s manifesting what she desires.
To be fair, if they are excited, dogs will wee mid run. My sister in laws dog wee'd with excitement every time she saw me from when she was a tiny puppy until the day before she was PTS at 14. Bless her.
Boy puppies squat and wee too until they get the knack of leg cocking
.There's not a puppy/dog that is a 'house pet' on this earth who hasn't wee'd inside. I don't know why she has to make everything sound so perfect. Everyone whose ever had a puppy know what little beasts they can and should be.
live footage of Jack looking for more shampoo to do her laundry
That poor dog looks depressed. Puppies usually look cheeky and ready for action but that dog just looks like it’s existing and not living.
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