Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar

[Captainmouse]

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Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble

I hope we find out today why this Lorraine gig is so high profile that she can’t take on a coveted evening slot for her own series. Because as we all know, and I’m sure TV Frau @Emmapism can confirm, if a person is on telly more than once a day the apocalypse begins. To be fair if Jack was on...

tattle.life

not sure who the creator of the winning thread title is, but you get a front seat at the lorraine gig

somebody please do a recap, as there was so much chaos

wiki is pink button above

please highlight thread title nominations #thread title

 

[Geetbo]

What time does Lorraine start? I want to have a piss and a sandwich first.

 

[Django]

What do we think Jack will be talking about on Lorraine this morning

 

[matchakitkat]

I'm NOT BUSY this morning so might just catch a live chaos for once

 

[StillLucilleBluth]

What do we think Jack will be talking about on Lorraine this morning

Jack.

 

[Ellabella]

No mention of Jack in Lorraine's "coming up".

 

[Nottonightbabe]

previously

Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble

I hope we find out today why this Lorraine gig is so high profile that she can’t take on a coveted evening slot for her own series. Because as we all know, and I’m sure TV Frau @Emmapism can confirm, if a person is on telly more than once a day the apocalypse begins. To be fair if Jack was on...

tattle.life

not sure who the creator of the winning thread title is, but you get a front seat at the lorraine gig

somebody please do a recap, as there was so much chaos

wiki is pink button above

please highlight thread title nominations #thread title

Ooh, I think that was me! I'm going to donate my Lorraine tickets to charity, I'm selfless like that

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Need a heads up peeps.. tunnel dog does not want to watch Lorraine.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Jack posted her Tinder profile on Twitter for all to see mere days after she was cruelly dumped by Hatshop Harold. The Content Dog had a brief moment in the spotlight and hasn't been seen since. Jack missed her Glastonbury talk without explanation.
Space Squig's package is possibly still unopened. Oh, and she's on Lorraine today to talk about herself, probably.
I think that covers the main points!

 

[Vanelope]

Lorraine and Jack - two fake persona tax avoiders having a chat
Lovely

 

[kachoochoo]

well, lorraine didn't mention jack at all in the "what's coming up" bit at the top of the show there...

royals, maria from corrie, britney's husband. no jack

 

[Captainmouse]

Jack posted her Tinder profile on Twitter for all to see mere days after she was cruelly dumped by Hatshop Harold. The Content Dog had a brief moment in the spotlight and hasn't been seen since. Jack missed her Glastonbury talk without explanation.
Space Squig's package is possibly still unopened. Oh, and she's on Lorraine today to talk about herself, probably.
I think that covers the main points!

Thank(space)you very much hotes much

 

[instacharlie]

I've got it on while I'm working, no mention yet.
And by working I mean not twatting about on Twitter whilst in an expensive hammock in my 100ft garden like the poors(Jack) do!

 

[lilamay]

No mention of Jack in Lorraine's "coming up".

How odd. Jack would never miss a planned appearance.

Would she aye

 

[Elastoblast]

I've finally caught up. Unfortunately one of the Elastoblast juniors has a dodgy tummy today and as we aren't at home the only suitable TV channel to watch is Pop and thus I am spared the possibility of suffering through a potential Jack appearance on the ever tedious Lorraine show

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Maybe she's there to record a segment for another time (on account of being unwatchable, live)

 

[Toffee finger]

I’m off work with covid so able to watch but I’m worried if Jack is on to cook it’ll make me feel more ill!

 

[Captainmouse]

So they are talking about scammers on Lorraine, and she say's 'who would do something like that?' then we go to an ad break, with Hellman’s
no pixies mentioned

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

So they are talking about scammers on Lorraine, and she say 'who would do something like that?' then we go to an ad break, with Hellman’s
no pixies mentioned

serious trolling

 

[Skyfall]