Jack Monroe #332 A doctor, a teacher and a ceramicist walk into a bar

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Think we missed this one, in which Jack Monroe, activist, writer, brand ambassador, uses her huge Twitter platform to discuss dog piss:

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This is some bullshit, the dog can’t go outside yet because they’re not allowed to until their vaccines have taken. The first lot at 8 weeks and the second 3 months later so Laurie can’t go out until after her second dose. V dangerous to her health to do otherwise.

Anyway even disregarding that she won’t be continent yet so the idea she can hold her wees until she gets outside is fanciful to say the least.

Is that dog actually living with you, Jack?
 
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This thing about being dirty was a choice, I'm sorry this finished me. We have been v poor (discussed before so won't bore again), but we were never dirty, we didn't smell and we had clean clothes. Too posh to wash springs to mind, it's such a poverty cosplay. The unwashed poor who keep coal in their bath.

The dirtiest, smelliest person I've ever known was upper middle class but was living with a a alternative DJ in the 80s and thought that's what poor folks did. I had to share a very small hot office with her and it nearly ended me
100% this. I was also v poor single mother I won’t me rail it up, but times I couldn’t afford the laundrette, I hand washed clothes and dried over the bath. Who on earth would willingly advertise their poverty?

I would guess telling people you are poor is the last ever thing to happen, not removing lightbulbs bullshit. Anyone who has been truly poor knows she is full of tit.
 
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i know i'm biased, but i do think Laurie might be the worst name for a dog i've ever heard in my life
 
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Other things Sober Jack reminds me of:

Star of a yoghurt commercial in Eastern Europe
Head of kids entertainment on a budget cruise line
Owner of a juice bar in a gentrified town full of Londoners
Simon Cowell themed stripper
A spa worker who specialises in colonic irrigation
 
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Those squigs are, quite frankly, thick as pig tit (smell like it too, apparently) x
Will we ever see yhe pig skin hat again? Or any of the multitude she said she had acquired, but we never saw. She never had that dreadful pig skin one off.
 
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I never saw her on any news network talking about any of that indiscretion reactionary disposable income whatever it was

was it the southend news network?

is that still a thing?
Kachoochoo, dear heart, allow me to explain.

She's full of tit x
 
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Has she misunderstood something and when pointed out just deletes.
Pretty much 😂 Also if she’d even bothered looking at the actual press release from Resolution Foundation she’d see that they didn’t actually use the phrase “disposable income”, that was The i putting it in their article themselves. She’d also have seen that the research was joint with LSE (who probably know a bit more about economics than Jacko) and was funded by the Nuffield Foundation, whose mission is to “advance social wellbeing”. Mind you if she also thinks Resolution Foundation are conservative… I mean they literally calculate the Living Wage that she was so busy glory-chasing Sainsburys about three weeks ago, so I think they generally do more to support low income workers than Jack. Even if she does think they’re ~conservative~
 
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