Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble
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This is my face whilst reading her tweets. I have full on secondhand embarrassment.
Boys in scrubs? BOYS? Isn’t she like the 15th best Lesbian in Southend or something?
It really sounds as though the OH tried to help her. Said he thought she needed to see a doctor. She just can’t see what social media and this line of work/way of living is doing. She needs to stop Patreon, sort her head out and ditch Twitter - then long-term maybe just use it for advertising her books or for major work. She badly needs some spiritual reflection. Far too many enablers.
Honestly babe I can try
but I’m a woman in my 20s 
and Jack probably has her preferences set to a man in his 50s the odds aren’t great.#fundmistytinderplus
Well they've actually got to turn up first
She reeks of desperation, and if they have any sense they'll have googled her and just think nope!
We're all assuming she's actually got 3 dates lined up because she said so......and we all know how that goes.
if she’s lucky dean gaffney will find her
the squig who mentioned the 2 doctorates is baiting her. they've interacted negatively before (and they do seem quite unpleasant)
super-healthy behaviour to be replying to them, isn't it?
super-healthy behaviour to be replying to them, isn't it?
No, I think the squig is referring to the totally real doctor, ceramicist and English teacher too. But yeah, it's grim all round.
Interestingly, in the list of professions she says she needs to fulfil her “fundamental needs” she cites “sports masseuse”. So she’s either still looking to maintain her place in the hierarchy of Southend lesbians despite her hunger for boys in scrubs, or so thick she needs watering.
Or both.
So the ex told her she needed to see a doctor. He was being honest Jack, you are mentally unwell.
100% believe it was OH who sent the boys on blue round!
So in the last hour, she’s boasted shamelessly about how famous she is, how many awards she has, and how intelligent she is; casually discarded her much vaunted lesbian identity (this would not be a problem IF SHE HADNT MADE SUCH A BIG DEAL OF HER SEXUALITY THROUGHOUT HER CAREER and gotten awards and gigs off the back of it) and casually put three innocent men on blast.
This is Peak Jack Chaos.
Also….ahem…..the dog???????
This is Peak Jack Chaos.
Also….ahem…..the dog???????
But you literally don’t stop listing the reasons?????
I think he tried to split up with her and she
suicide baited
Do you reckon Roadsidemum will be sliding into the DMs ? They have so much in common, like grifting and being thoroughly unpleasant on twitter!
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