Jack Monroe #331 Safe word - pumble

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šŸŽ¶Even though we all thought she couldnā€™t get no worsešŸŽ¶
Iā€™m dragging it out now, but Lenny youā€™ll appreciate this.

šŸŽ¶ Thereā€™s pumbles on the sideboard now
Sideboard now
Sideboard now

Thereā€™s pumbles on the sideboard now
SIDEBOARD NOW JIM!

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Iā€™d just like to send big Chapeaus to OHā€™s family, if youā€™re reading this, for telling him exactly how she behaves online and getting him out of the absolute clusterfuck that is her tit-encrusted grip.

Also NGL I think spaniel friend is teetering on the edge of ā€œex-friendā€ status.
 
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Hi Jack's potential dates who found us on Google!

Stay home and have a wank.

Thank me later.
Indeed. A safety wank, as it were šŸ˜¬

An English teacher, doctor and a ceramicist walk into a bar... This is all so surreal isn't it?! Imagine if you had a date lined up with someone and then saw them doing this on Twitter, ranting about being dumped etc. You'd run a bloody mile, she's coming across as a right obsessive loon. Narcs really cannot stand rejection... šŸ˜¬
 
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Iā€™d just like to send big Chapeaus to OHā€™s family, if youā€™re reading this, for telling him exactly how she behaves online and getting him out of the absolute clusterfuck that is her tit-encrusted grip.

Also NGL I think spaniel friend is teetering on the edge of ā€œex-friendā€ status.
Pinning my hopes on an Outlaws Q&A šŸ¤ž
 
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So she's bascially shagging around, because somebody chucked her. I don't know but I find it weird that she is doing sober. Most of the girls I know did this because the booze said it was a good idea.
 
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This all smacks of '12 steps? completed it pal ' to me.
Over confidence getting near the year. OH may have pointed this out and it kicked off.
 
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Yeah her dates will have a date with the Doctor lined up for a vasectomy . She's desperate to get pregnant despite making out it left her destitute last time
 
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This is intervention behaviour. Where are her friends?
This will not end well. She's making a complete fool of herself and nobody seems to be giving her a reality check. I might not have an exciting life and material wealth but I have a handful of people I trust will pull me up and have a word if I need it. It's sad.
 
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So she's bascially shagging around, because somebody chucked her. I don't know but I find it weird that she is doing sober. Most of the girls I know did this because the booze said it was a good idea.
ah but she hasnā€™t actually shagged around yet has she. Just tweeted about it. Like her activism, itā€™s all performative so far, designed to get her attention (and to piss of Harold. ā€œYou said I needed help, but screw you, all these men find me desirable!ā€

This is intervention behaviour. Where are her friends?
Think back to her behaviour, not only today but through the past 300-odd threads and you will have the answer to your question.
 
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Felt bad about sick emojiing so many posts so had to stop but this might be the worst cringe surely. I donā€™t know though because so many have been so awful. I know Iā€™m like a broken record but why donā€™t the squigs see it???
 
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