She sells words. Even when she doesn't know the meaning of them.
I think this might be the garage she converted during one of her manic phases into a work studio.
Jack Monroe #33 Jack’s back on twitter, what a surprise. We roll our eyes
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It's her dining room/studio set up.
Ouchy mouth is making me cringe. Like something you'd say to a toddler
How's she going to take care of the disabled kitten with all this work she's just given herself?
I would love a dining room that size , it looks very very nice too.
Not too shabby for a crappy bungalow and the poverty obsessed tenant who lives there.
Guilty as charged officer! I’m so glad that @MarmiteExtract can see a resemblance because otherwise that could have been embarrassingIt’s not even 7.30am and she’s already made me pinch myself in the face until a get a “mouth ouchy” gaaaaad my teeth are itching just saying that!
On a more light-hearted note, I couldn’t quote your post from the last thread @AlphaBeta but did you say you thought Jimmy Nail was Novak Djokovic?? I hope so because it made me laugh, picturing Jimmy hitting an ace at Wimbers and Novak strutting round Newcastle with a pair of crocodile shoes on
I hate it when people claim those eggs are poached, such a disappointment if you’re expecting a proper poached egg. (I can’t poach eggs at all so not claiming I’m fabulous or anything, but that’s why it’s so disappointing, even I can crack an egg in one of those plastic cup pan bain marie type set ups)
Any one reckon this is the mysterious 93kg sideboard?
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Has anyone suggested she try rustling up something remotely edible?
She clips her phone into this thing shown here:I’d love to know how she took the photo. Mrs J isn’t there anymore, we don’t think SB is there as she managed to casually pop out to the shops, so either she’s got her iPhone in her mouth and tongue dexterity of a goddamn champ (), she’s gone to the trouble of rigging up a tripod (lame), or there is someone else there!
A bungalow with enough space for a dumping room. Fancy!
A whole set up to capture hands hugging a bowl pictures...
Nice.
Nice.
She is so self obsessed, it's infuriating. She actually thinks every single thing is about her. And ALL THE HORRIBLE THINGS? Jesus bleeping Christ. Yesterday's UK news was dreadful, really upsetting and scary stuff but yeah, sure Jack you've got *checks notes* mouth sores.
I'm raging again. She's disgusting. I mean, that tweet is effectively saying that the universe revolves around her. JESUS. Unlike Jack, I am a mere person with no power or control over the universe. Any ridiculous bullshit that Jack decides to pull is nothing to do with me, but of course we will all see the connection. I am swiftly becoming the omen
Oh my bleeping word, she is utterly manic right now isn't she? I mean, so much to comment on (and get wound up about).
Firstly, I will say categorically there is no way ever that she has 27 bookshelves. No way. Without outing myself I've asked my husband a similar question about a commercial business and she's talking bullshit. I guarentee she won't get round to the Ouchy Mouthy Recipes (or any of the others). She is so infuriating. All that medication is clearly not locked away every day (or if it is she took it out just for the picture, which is pathetic).
I'm seriously wound up and it's not even 9am
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Firstly, I will say categorically there is no way ever that she has 27 bookshelves. No way. Without outing myself I've asked my husband a similar question about a commercial business and she's talking bullshit. I guarentee she won't get round to the Ouchy Mouthy Recipes (or any of the others). She is so infuriating. All that medication is clearly not locked away every day (or if it is she took it out just for the picture, which is pathetic).
I'm seriously wound up and it's not even 9am
.Lots of requests for gluten free (as they are always overlooked). My husband is coeliac. Catered for everywhere now.
Some requests for vegan, but she's done millions of those already. Just this morning she cooked chicken porridge with egg for example.
Is bipolar actually on Jack's long list of diagnosed conditions? Normally I frown on using the word manic unless someone is actually diagnosed but right now they could put her Twitter feed in the DSM.Oh my bleeping word, she is utterly manic right now isn't she? I mean, so much to comment on (and get wound up about).
Firstly, I will say categorically there is no way ever that she has 27 bookshelves. No way. Without outing myself I've asked my husband a similar question about a commercial business and she's talking bullshit. I guarentee she won't get round to the Ouchy Mouthy Recipes (or any of the others). She is so infuriating. All that medication is clearly not locked away every day (or if it is she took it out just for the picture, which is pathetic).
I'm seriously wound up and it's not even 9am
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Her house is seriously nice, every corner of it we’ve seen has been light filled and spacious and stunning. How can she continue to post pictures of such a lovely space whilst maintaining the poverty/crappy bungalow narrative? Why does no one other than us pick up on this?! I live in an actual crappy bungalow - we are midway through a renovation and my living carpet is off cuts duct taped together. I can’t wait til my bungalow gets to Jacks level of crappy!
I know this is really petty but not 90% vegan is it?
Sugar free jellies NOT VEGAN
Soft cheeses NOT VEGAN
A dozen bananas
Avocados
Chicken soup NOT VEGAN
Celery
Three cucumbers
Courgettes
Aubergines
Carrots
Maple syrup (bit wary but will try)
Artichoke antipasti
Some fish NOT VEGAN
Sweet potatoes
Taramasalata NOT VEGAN
Houmous
Greek yoghurt NOT VEGAN
Ice
Butter NOT VEGAN
Eggs NOT VEGAN
Sugar free juice
Sugar free jellies NOT VEGAN
Soft cheeses NOT VEGAN
A dozen bananas
Avocados
Chicken soup NOT VEGAN
Celery
Three cucumbers
Courgettes
Aubergines
Carrots
Maple syrup (bit wary but will try)
Artichoke antipasti
Some fish NOT VEGAN
Sweet potatoes
Taramasalata NOT VEGAN
Houmous
Greek yoghurt NOT VEGAN
Ice
Butter NOT VEGAN
Eggs NOT VEGAN
Sugar free juice
Her powers of triangulation aren't strong enough to reverse an image.
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