Jack Monroe #33 Jack’s back on twitter, what a surprise. We roll our eyes

[kirkvanhouten]

Ok, a few thoughts seen as you are all very rude and keep commenting WITHOUT ME. How dare yoooooooouuuuuuu.

Ok so the long instagram post - 'being hungry triggers depressive episodes for me because it flashes back to being hungry in poverty'
....keep working that narrative gurrrrrlll. Yes, people can have behaviours that linger on but this is ridiculous. 'oh in hungry what's for dinner' HUNGRY YOU SAY *wipes tear*

Maybe thats just my take on it but it just seems wholly just an odd thing to whack in there.

Next - the legs, you can clearly see lines where there are scratch marks.

The cooking for different ailments - is this her new area of specialism? Needed something new now her cheap tinned foods has been done better, lets get into illness cooking now.

 

[emm]

Seriously? Seriously??

You know, in previous threads I’ve given her the benefit, noted her “unwellness”, and wondered where her family/friends/therapists were, and why they weren’t helping.

But the past few days have finished me. Completely.

Where should I start?

...cancer cookbooks. Ouchy mouth.

...duck-off sized Smeg. Cotswold Co BIG dresser. housed in her Tiny crappy bungalow, which she can redecorate and knock around at will.

... definite ED/SH inspo/triggering

... oooh tiny little pixie waif scampering to Tesco in a dress-up shopping costume without a mask despite the “immunocompromised” status, making a chaos.

... give me suggestions/don’t dare give me advice on multiple platforms. Also tell me what to write/don’t dare tell me my “job”

... the constant turmoil of lies, clearly and easily disproven despite the Tweet/Delete cycle, that not even she can keep straight.

... the continuing begging despite clear evidence to the contrary (see above re Smeg & dresser and previous notes on“investment wardrobe” and multiple Burberry purchases).

... the wailing about lack of financial stability and hone owning in light of the point above.

... the ailments - god the ailments.

...the list of all the jobs in the world she’s done. I’ll tell you this - looking at the hoarder’s pharmaceutical shelf on the windowsill of the bathroom, it’s obvious that her pharmacy job was straightening the Yardley gift sets and restocking scrunchies because she has NOT got even the most basic drug handling knowledge.

...the crashing in here, to achieve what exactly?

...the kitten, god that little kitten.

NOTE: this is all since WEDNESDAY. It’s Saturday morning.

Can she not see this? The Jacolytes? How clearly and obviously manipulative does she have to be for the scales to fall from all eyes?

Yet another job to add to the list, was this before or after her job as a firefighter I wonder?

 

[Silver Linings]

No - they used to I think, they only do if you send a disappearing photo over DM and someone screenshots that.

Phew. Kudos to her, this is not what I expected her next stage to be like. I was predicting a full on ‘you’ve driven me to a real breakdown’ post but she can’t take photos of herself in that scenario or risk being spotted in a supermarket with a pretty dress on and a bag that whacks everyone in the shoulder when she turns around. She got attention, she’s happy.

Later on when people are still contacting her with demands (requests) and she’s bored of this then she’ll get angry again. With us.

Now that she has her ouchy mouth () recipes to write does that mean we’re not going to get our namedrop in her social media thoughts post?

Seriously? Seriously??

You know, in previous threads I’ve given her the benefit, noted her “unwellness”, and wondered where her family/friends/therapists were, and why they weren’t helping.

But the past few days have finished me. Completely.

Where should I start?

...cancer cookbooks. Ouchy mouth.

...duck-off sized Smeg. Cotswold Co BIG dresser. housed in her Tiny crappy bungalow, which she can redecorate and knock around at will.

... definite ED/SH inspo/triggering

... oooh tiny little pixie waif scampering to Tesco in a dress-up shopping costume without a mask despite the “immunocompromised” status, making a chaos.

... give me suggestions/don’t dare give me advice on multiple platforms. Also tell me what to write/don’t dare tell me my “job”

... the constant turmoil of lies, clearly and easily disproven despite the Tweet/Delete cycle, that not even she can keep straight.

... the continuing begging despite clear evidence to the contrary (see above re Smeg & dresser and previous notes on“investment wardrobe” and multiple Burberry purchases).

... the wailing about lack of financial stability and hone owning in light of the point above.

... the ailments - god the ailments.

...the list of all the jobs in the world she’s done. I’ll tell you this - looking at the hoarder’s pharmaceutical shelf on the windowsill of the bathroom, it’s obvious that her pharmacy job was straightening the Yardley gift sets and restocking scrunchies because she has NOT got even the most basic drug handling knowledge.

...the crashing in here, to achieve what exactly?

...the kitten, god that little kitten.

NOTE: this is all since WEDNESDAY. It’s Saturday morning.

Can she not see this? The Jacolytes? How clearly and obviously manipulative does she have to be for the scales to fall from all eyes?

 

[Raker]

I took a break while writing my screed above, to deal with some real life actual issues, so missed the knicker rash photo to add to the list up there.

no one wants to see a rashy groin at any time of the day. Certainly not current or potential employers. WTF is she thinking doing?!?!???

 

[Fitnessqueen]

Phew. Caught up. I googled BFRB and I HAVE IT! I HAVE AN AILMENT! Is that the same as an ology? My habit of picking my thumbs until they bleed when I’m stressed and then leaving bloody thumb prints all over the place is an ACTUAL AILMENT! So next time my husband shouts “stop picking“ across the room I will reply “SHAN’T”

 

[OhhBacon]

Phew. Caught up. I googled BFRB and I HAVE IT! I HAVE AN AILMENT! Is that the same as an ology? My habit of picking my thumbs until they bleed when I’m stressed and then leaving bloody thumb prints all over the place is an ACTUAL AILMENT! So next time my husband shouts “stop picking“ across the room I will reply “SHAN’T”

I really hope you find this funny, because I love this giph....

 

[Tabitha D]

Christ on a bike

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Unbelievable. The utter delusion. The narcissism.

 

[Silver Linings]

I really hope you find this funny, because I love this giph....

I can *hear* her say that. She’s ruined the way I say ‘baby’ in real life. Btw, Bacon, don’t you like Matt Tebbutt munching on food anymore?

I took a break while writing my screed above, to deal with some real life actual issues, so missed the knicker rash photo to add to the list up there.

no one wants to see a rashy groin at any time of the day. Certainly not current or potential employers. WTF is she thinking doing?!?!???

it’s interesting that she insta’d the knickers and not her new twitter love in. A bit of self restraint perhaps?!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I think she's having a kip now after tweeting all night.

We can relax for a bit

 

[Motherwellgirl]

Im cringing so hard at her just now. Bad mouth meals? How can you actually tweet that and think you look professional in the slightest?

She also tweeted that she hadn’t eaten in uncountable days. Enough already.

 

[Silver Linings]

I think she's having a kip now after tweeting all night.

We can relax for a bit

She’ll probably moan that her thumbs hurt and that can have a recipe book of it’s own.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

I wonder if she feels a little pang of guilt when people write back tweets such as this - when she’s comparing her ouchy mouth to cancer.

 

[LennyBriscoe]

Speechless.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

I really hope you find this funny, because I love this giph....

Brilliant!

 

[Cookiecookie]

I took a break while writing my screed above, to deal with some real life actual issues, so missed the knicker rash photo to add to the list up there.

no one wants to see a rashy groin at any time of the day. Certainly not current or potential employers. WTF is she thinking doing?!?!???

You mean I shouldn't include them in my resume? Dammit, my current strategy isn't working, was thinking a little panty flash might do the trick

 

[Readingismyhobby]

I’d love to know how she took the photo. Mrs J isn’t there anymore, we don’t think SB is there as she managed to casually pop out to the shops, so either she’s got her iPhone in her mouth and tongue dexterity of a goddamn champ (), she’s gone to the trouble of rigging up a tripod (lame), or there is someone else there!

She “scampered” out to Tesco!!!

 

[LennyBriscoe]

I wonder if she feels a little pang of guilt when people write back tweets such as this - when she’s comparing her ouchy mouth to cancer.

I don’t think she does BT, I don’t think she has it in her.

There’s always someone worse off than you...but not JM she has suffered the most out of everyone. Who ever existed. Ever.

 

[Raker]

You mean I shouldn't include them in my resume? Dammit, my current strategy isn't working, was thinking a little panty flash might do the trick

You need the rash too I think for full off putting ness...

 

[GrunkaLunka]

I wonder if she feels a little pang of guilt when people write back tweets such as this - when she’s comparing her ouchy mouth to cancer.

Not for one second.

She can't see anything apart from her own point of view. She would really benefit from learning about perspective taking, and while she's at it the skill of stopping and thinking would be absolutely life changing for her. If she could pause for a moment and look at the long and short term consequences of the tweet she's about to send, and consider other options which might work better with her long term goals she would be less likely to REPEATEDLY SET HER DREAMS ON FIRE.

 

[OhhBacon]

Btw, Bacon, don’t you like Matt Tebbutt munching on food anymore?

I had to do my civil duty and set up a new thread for Susie Verrill, whose racist and disabilist tweets have finally been picked up by the Daily Fail, I thought Matt’s taco munching image might be confusing for anyone reading that thread. I don’t know how to make the image on a new thread the picture of said person.

This is still probably my favourite Matt picture, and the face he is about to pull when one of the crew on SK show him Saint Jack’s knicker rash shot!