Evidence from my head:
Grandad’s Le creuset and lawnmower made a reappearance.
Conjecture from my head:
How did she build the garden tit today without tools?
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Grandad’s Le creuset and lawnmower made a reappearance.
Conjecture from my head:
How did she build the garden tit today without tools?
Let the stupid squigs buy her a house. And let them pay for the maintenance on it too. duck em. Bring it on.
I have to stop screenshotting now. My hand is fucked 
Coarse and common aside from the opportunity of a lifetime the beeb handed to you on a plate that you fucked up. And now Mr Tebbutt hates you x
I think we’re having some kind of hysterical canal chaos atm.
Is lovely/unlovely, doesn’t speak to her/discussed and reached the Great Eucalyptus Compromise of 2022, is landlady of a crappy bungalow/the only place that can possibly be home.
All of the above can be true all at once, this is Jack World.
ETA that a squig replied to Jack, supporting the decision to stay at the crappy Bungalow on the basis that Jack had only just sorted out her workspace in the kitchen
One of my relatives has been on the BBC.
He is common and coarse!They just don’t want your slop Jack!
Ommmmmmmm
. Zen Jack.
I would suggest Jack, if you can afford to stay there, and save for a deposit, your income is not paltry at all.
She can't make up her mind with that bloody house. One minute it's crappy and affecting her health, can't wait to leave, now all is rosy yet again.
So obsessed with home ownership without even considering the costs that come with it.
She's incredibly immature with her decision making. Immature, impulsive and well, a bit thick tbh.
She can't make up her mind with that bloody house. One minute it's crappy and affecting her health, can't wait to leave, now all is rosy yet again.
So obsessed with home ownership without even considering the costs that come with it.
She's incredibly immature with her decision making. Immature, impulsive and well, a bit thick tbh.
This is just Jack setting herself up for a story about how the mendacious ninnies from that swamp in the corner of the Internet have been prank calling her at all hours. For some reason kind donations to her PayPal will help with this issue, possibly because she needs to buy a new phone?
What is the bleeping point of posting this on Twitter. It’s not a diary.
Ah so Jack is going all "The Good Life" on us.
Margo and Jerry will not be happy!
Margo and Jerry will not be happy!
Cult vibes.
Red screen=Netflix.
omg yes this! And also, how did she manage to build anything today with a brand new puppy to care for?
You're not supposed to put personal details on the tag.
Recommended is your surname and phone number.
Not the dog's name, not your address.
Oh and, it's so lovely to hear that you'd ignore the phone ringing if your dog was missing you absolute prick.
Remember the lodger at Christmas time?
If you google me, I'm a dead person in the mid- West. In reality, I'm a Frau though.If you goggle me name I am either a Dr in America or a psychologist in America. So I think I am ok
50,000,000 dollars worth of slopcoin to any frau or Herr who dials the number and does the classic
hello, is Mr Walls there please?
Oh, well is Mrs Walls there?
Are there any Walls there?
Well if there’s no Walls there, how does your bungamansion stay up hahahhahahahahaa hang up and run away from the phone box laughing hysterically
hello, is Mr Walls there please?
Oh, well is Mrs Walls there?
Are there any Walls there?
Well if there’s no Walls there, how does your bungamansion stay up hahahhahahahahaa hang up and run away from the phone box laughing hysterically
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