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[OwlRightsReserved]

Tbf, she's technically not lying about not earning each month, because she does a grand total of sweet duck all to earn the Patreon cash.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

The LL is lovely now after Jack spent Saturday saying how awful she was? Seriously - has she got some kind of Men In Black memory wiping thing she aims at the squigs?

 

[Pocahontas]

Totally trying to smooth in with the canal talking about fit tree surgeons.
We see you, Jack!

 

[MsGilmore]

Jack wants your money not your solutions! Rattle rattle!

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Soapy Dolphin]

Subletting is generally not allowed in tenancy agreements. That's not unusual or cruel or weird, you pâté brained squigs! Shows how many of them have ever had to rent.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

A load of… £100-200 planters? #frugal

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WTAF.

Ok. So that shed categorically wasn’t burgled if they were there.

How much does she spend on stuff she does need?

 

[Smeghead]

Good grunk Jack?

Next time use the word “shimmy”.

And gangs of tree surgeons

 

[Tabitha D]

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Old bed slats, dismantled shelving etc? Well that is going to look marvellous cobbled together and dumped in the front drive isn’t it. And will only be enhanced by an overgrowth of badly tended weeds. Not an eyesore at all!

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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One kid or two?

What about his dad? Was he not a stable influence? Shall I start ranting again? This time about protective factors?

 

[Ostapbender]

Why you witch?
No off switch

Imagination lack
Dog named after hack

Why you feel like a mug?
Jack being smug

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

WTAF.

Ok. So that shed categorically wasn’t burgled if they were there.

How much does she spend on stuff she does need?

Flashback 1:
Shed

Flasback 2:
Garage

 

[HotesTilaire]

I'm sure the residents of her lovely street will enjoy having an allotment in a front garden Why can't she use her good-sized back garden, like a normal person?

How are people going to see how she’s so broke struggles to grow her own food if it isnt on the front drive of high income area?

 

[JJusa69]

Brilliant time to set up veg trugs at this time of year. She'll have to wait until next year to plant anything useful in them except maybe salad and herbs.
But you know, it's not going to happen anyway. She'd have to , actually, maintain it.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[NellieBoo]

And gangs of tree surgeons

With climbing equipment. And a big wood chipper.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

 

[Formal Chicken]

Had to bring this over from the last thread…. I laughed so hard I had a coughing fit

@Geetbo I know you’re, ahem, no fan of the bush but you’ll always have a special place in my heart

 

[Eurgh]

There was a Greek boy at my primary school. His name was Michael Michael.

Mine too and he had a cousin who was also at our school and also called Michael Michael!

 

[MooBelle]

Oh duck sake. I had a late meeting then I prepared my child her dinner and now there is 25 pages?!!!
Has there been a chaos?