Veronicaaa
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This exchange made me laugh.
Industry WhatsApp groupYes, that'll cause concern on the industry WhatsApp group
"Morning boys!" I wandered over to the Women's Institute tent opposite ours, swigging half a bladder of non-alcoholic fizzy tea I'd made from thrice boiled beetroot water, an ASDA Smart Price tea bag and some flat yellow lemonade I found in a bottle just outside my canvas flaps this morning. "Can I tempt you to a lecture on how the price of jam has gone up by 4p since 1998? I'll be giving it on the Leftfield stage right after I've sung a duet with Billy Bragg on what it's like being a Socialist with no real principles whatsoever". They eyed it suspiciously. "No thank you" said Valerie, 67, who'd brought her award winning cocaine shortbread to show. "I'm off to get twatted with Lizzo". I took off my stab vest and the lights went out.I think we're all just giddy with excitement about Jack's lecture about jam at Glastonbury.
Jack: Hey SBs dad I'd like to call him HerculesY’all she’s tweeting about how she wanted to name her kid Hercules wtf….View attachment 1364635
Not sure where in the chaos this will land…Looks like so many new names liking posts now. Please say hello and tell us what brought you here.
hello, I’m new here. Have been reading these threads for the past few days.Looks like so many new names liking posts now. Please say hello and tell us what brought you here.
I am fully aware of much I am missing the point and how pedantic I’m being but Hercules wasn’t even Greek. His name in Greek was Heracles. DumbassY’all she’s tweeting about how she wanted to name her kid Hercules wtf….View attachment 1364635
#neverforget
Maybe, just maybe, planning to buy a house with a man you'd been dating a few months was one of the reasons HE LEFT?
I'm sure Jack's protestant Northern Irish ma was delighted with those name suggestionsYes! I know exactly what you mean, especially the bit in bold.
on topic, did we see this list of girls’ names?
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omg, and this…
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ah yes, very smart to put the phone number you ignore on the dog tag.
Oh, I just assumed she'd be breastfeeding initially.She won't be buying supermarket dog food, she'll have signed up to an expensive dog food delivery service. Guaranteed.
Hello! I've been here since lockdown 2020 and have posted a couple of times but mainly lurk.Looks like so many new names liking posts now. Please say hello and tell us what brought you here.