Hello from the past I just googled my name and apparently I write medical Mills and Boons. Am I a bit Jack?
JacklogicBut that doesn't make any sense. Why would Jack send her phone number to so many people, only to ignore it when it rings? What is the point?
Also the turmoil the kid went through was caused by his mother being incapable of putting his (or anyone else’s) needs before her own.One kid or two?
What about his dad? Was he not a stable influence? Shall I start ranting again? This time about protective factors?
Now I imagine you'd ring Jack up asking for the likes of Anita Bath and she'd just pretend to know them so as not to appear ignorant. "Why yes, she doesn't live here but I know Anita Bath..."50,000,000 dollars worth of slopcoin to any frau or Herr who dials the number and does the classic
hello, is Mr Walls there please?
Oh, well is Mrs Walls there?
Are there any Walls there?
Well if there’s no Walls there, how does your bungamansion stay up hahahhahahahahaa hang up and run away from the phone box laughing hysterically
Are you planning on growing veg and sitting on your driveway when you have a nice garden?Hello from the past I just googled my name and apparently I write medical Mills and Boons. Am I a bit Jack?
You'd get the mrs to prank call a fake fire if Papa H served that up in the firehouse. WTF.
I don't understand why it looks gritty. Granular chicken curry.
Ah yes, that little known clause called 'PAY YOR bleeping RENT'
You're the bravest sideboard in the world.I'm going to ring her and ask if her three fridges are running
Ffs friends who lived up a tree for years. I don’t think you can count Terry the Sparrow RIP as a friend Jack
Trees? Completed it mate. Jack's friends with the bleeping Lorax.