The tv that doesn’t exist ?
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Not for longThat puppy is very, very cute though.
Eeuuwww Jack's horny
Southend Fraus hide your husbands and wivesEeuuwww Jack's horny
You know how some women are the first woman to ever be pregnant? Jack’s the first person to ever own a dog.
Have to say, I do feel sorry for Coops. He has well and truly been relegated to the old toy box, and Jack is now on the sofa with this new creature (except she's bigger, faster and noisier than the small kittens Jack tried introducing), with Jack laughing like a hyena every time the dog 'borks' 
I'll wait for Jack to grunk and put a selfie up as a 'family of three'
I'll wait for Jack to grunk and put a selfie up as a 'family of three'
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Fraus, it's not too late, run for the noise-cancelling headphones! Escape the hooting choir of ovaries while you still can.
There's not enough space for all the Jacks that keep appearing tonight! It's like a one-woman zoom meeting. No wonder she needs a larger bungalow. I wonder if the different Jacks fight amongst themselves? Perhaps this is what happens when she disappears from Twitter. Oirish Jack and Ross Kemp Jack need to be separated otherwise they brawl. Can't let them near the sideboards.
Bork bork Jack is the worst Jack.
True. I'm very fond of a 'Sunday night' type crime drama. Vera and similar. But they ALWAYS have door bells ringing and dogs barking in the opening scenesNot for long
. So unless I'm quick with the mute button it's a no go. And we don't even have a bloody door bell, and never have, so I have no idea why mine bark so when they hear one on the TV.PLEASE, PLEASE PRANK CALL ME. ALL I WANT IS A WEIRDO AFTER ME LIKE A REAL CELEBRITY.
Yeah, shut up you dickwads x
Can someone ring her and ask for the broccoli pasta recipe?
Lol
"Can you recommend a Georgian supper, Jack?"
Absolutely the answer a person who's being stalked and harassed would give
I felt the same way dear heart. Try not to get upset, other ninnies here cheered me up no end. And...I’m nearly intears thinking about that poor dogs future. If it’s badly trained now it will be so difficult to rehome and settle in the future
...First sign of trouble, the canal will be descending on the RSPCA like an avalanche of rinsed beans from a catering-sized tin.
To make you laugh, I named my Jack Russell Fanny-Anny. Trouble is the little bastard used to run off. So I'm hollering 'fanny fanny fanny'. At the top of my lungs. In the local park. I spect I was put on a 'list' somewhere at the time.
If I wasn’t 100% sure I would jam a hot poker into my ear canal upon hearing her squonk (and of course being verboten on tattle) I would bloody ring her
Screaming ovaries, being free and easy with her number. It can only mean one thing. She's trying to replicate this iconic love story.
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