I have to say I did wonder how such a moron managed to give her kid a nice normal name. Now we have our answer, Baby Daddy wouldn't let her be stupid.
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She has a google alert for herself set up? Good god! I would say she needs the word “narcissist” added to her classy tattoo collection but narcissists don’t think they are narcissists! Tricky!
ooooh all this incredibly boring hypothetical baby name chat seems to be a subtle dig at SB’s dad no?
listing all your potential baby names is so bleeping mumsnet
listing all your potential baby names is so bleeping mumsnet
It's a trivial thing to lie about, but I honestly don't believe a word of this. I think she just thought of this five minutes ago and thought it'd be a 'funny' anecdote to share with the squigs. She overshares so much, constantly.
You can't have one child called Jonny and another called Hercules, Leonidas or KING
. Someone make her stop. I've given myself a stitch .Spot on!
Given that SB is, what, 1/8th Greek, it's probably for the best she steered clear of Zeus Hercules after all.
I feel like the dog is a way to entice SB to spend more time with Jack 
it's the perfect blackmail tool 
it's the perfect blackmail tool 
This new desire to have called her son something very Greek 
Well surely they could have come to some sort of compromise between them if this was the case. Rather than the very English name he has, which actually I have always thought was very sweet and I gave her grudging respect for calling him something so nice and unpretentious.
This desire to suddenly be the Greekest Greek person ever is more searching for an identity whilst revising history.
Well surely they could have come to some sort of compromise between them if this was the case. Rather than the very English name he has, which actually I have always thought was very sweet and I gave her grudging respect for calling him something so nice and unpretentious. This desire to suddenly be the Greekest Greek person ever is more searching for an identity whilst revising history.
Jack: Hey SBs dad I'd like to call him Hercules
SB's Dad: I forbid it.
Jack: Hey SB's Dad I'm going to drag SB round the streets whilst wet and keep him in a state of near starvation.
SB's Dad: Cool.
"She had a boys name and was surrounded by jars of tit, and sounded like she’d done too much deepthroating"
Too early!! I can't stop hooting and fizzing!
What about how Irish she is? Come here Hercules Padraig! Dinner time!This new desire to have called her son something very Greek
This desire to suddenly be the Greekest Greek person ever is more searching for an identity whilst revising history.
she won’t be able to resistI think Tattle as a whole has done that for me, amount of times I've thought someone was ok, then you spot they have threads on here and realise nope - they're actually an hole as well
For the anniversary of thread 31, can I propose a canal uniform dress up? @Geetbo you can still wear your saggy pants if you wish.
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Also that would have been a gift to the grifter.
Jackie gal only buys shite spoons & cross breed over priced pooches with her hard tin rattled cash
Honest to actual CHRIST - how is this a work account? For food, recipes, book sales and political campaigning? Outrageous!!!
Jack threads always run too fast for me to follow, so forgive my lateness, but fuuuuuck. She’s lying about miscarriages now? Miscarriages plural? Are we really supposed to believe that her and Harold were silly enough to have more than one unplanned pregnancy in their very short relationship?
Sorry, nah. She’s lying. Knowing Jack, if she’s really got a positive pregnancy test she’d be tweeting it in real time.
We all know she has extensive form for lying about things that no one would dare question her about (*cough* prostitution domestic violence etc etc) and I’m sure this is no exception.
Sorry, nah. She’s lying. Knowing Jack, if she’s really got a positive pregnancy test she’d be tweeting it in real time.
We all know she has extensive form for lying about things that no one would dare question her about (*cough* prostitution domestic violence etc etc) and I’m sure this is no exception.
I didn't know 'Laurie' was a Greek name. Interesting!
Ehm Steel Magnolia, call me pedantic but Jack has a wooden calculator and I’m convinced she takes it with her to Asda
you've got perfectly normal looking feet, love. i mean feet are always a bit weird, but those are just normal feet
'Scuse me, they're actually the only arthritic feet in history that have been cured by standing in several inches of snow.
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